Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
526.
Laki Andh 25 January 2006

"we hate fat people because they break the swings, and they wear bikinis and scar the children for life."

527.
Bill B 18 January 2006

"Do not want to subsidize slobs"

528.
Nicholas Lambert 12 January 2006

"I support this petition"

529.
Bob H 17 December 2005

"fat people make me homocidal. fix this."

530.
Queeniebeebeate Washington 10 December 2005

"I'm large and lovely. BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!"

531.
Gregory Lh 1 December 2005

"Fat asses need to be locked in a cell and starved for a few weeks/months."

532.
Dylon H 23 November 2005

"Jermey hates fat people"

533.
Tia Edwards 22 November 2005

"I HATE FAT PEOPLE CAUSE WHEN YOU YOU GO TO THE EAT ALL YOU CAN EAT BAR THE THE WHEN YOU GO TO GRAB A FRY CHICKEN THEY BUMP YOU OUT THE WAY AND SNATCH IT BEFORE YOU CAN GOSH I HATE THAT"

534.
Rghidbrhgdryghrudi Lambert 22 November 2005

"fgrdrghdfjdfdjkfhsdhjsdhgjsdfgsdhnhjgndjfdnfjh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

535.
Bill Mcguire 20 November 2005

"quit being fat"

536.
Bigboobs M 18 November 2005

"I would never show my boobs to a fat guy!"

537.
Me Mack 3 November 2005

"ggrrrrrrrrr"

538.
Sara Larsen 30 October 2005

"best. petition. evAr."

539.
Skinny B 26 October 2005

"fat people suck"

540.
Rebecca F 26 October 2005

"Personally I feel we should lose weight, but not because i hate fat people. I am size 12-14 so im not exactly slim myself, but i want to lose weight for the good of my health."

541.
Andrew Robertsworstnightmareakaabigfatr 19 October 2005

"I hate people who hate fat people!!!! and yes, I'm taking names and preparing to punish all of you skinny people who make my fat life so miserable with your hate."

542.
Jonny C 15 October 2005

"I support this petition"

543.
Peter Sampson 6 October 2005

"I support this petition"

544.
Fairuz Landry 5 October 2005

"bkjaDKAJHDS"

545.
Seymour C 29 September 2005

"I hate fat people"

546.
Philip S 25 September 2005

"I support this petition"

547.
Fatpeople S 24 September 2005

"morbidly obese people. ew"

548.
Jonathan S 23 September 2005

"I support this petition"

549.
Brad H 17 September 2005

"I support this petition"

550.
Summer L 16 September 2005

"Fatty Fatty 2 X 4!!!"

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