Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
501.
Raz Harrington 8 June 2006

"Haha, they're so fatty fat."

502.
Tommy B 30 May 2006

"Fat people suck. One of there names is Trey Scruggs"

503.
George Ak 30 May 2006

"I believe all clinically obese people should be executed."

504.
Evan Burke 29 May 2006

"yay!"

505.
Massey Mendez 9 May 2006

"LMFFAAAOOO!!! YOUR A LEGEND"

506.
Bones Beard 9 May 2006

"If clothes manufacturers persist in mking mini-skirts for fat chciks THIS is our only option!! oh watch out for my "Stop fat chicks wearin mini-skirts" petition! comin soon"

507.
Daniel L 27 April 2006

"I support this petition"

508.
Randall B 23 April 2006

"im gay and fat people turn me off"

509.
Mikayla R 22 April 2006

"I support this petition"

510.
Hwdcegdwed Lin 22 April 2006

"sdvsjdvs sdsds dsdsds dsdsdsds dss dsgd"

511.
Joseph S 18 April 2006

"in russia we have no bacon"

512.
Becca Pena 13 April 2006

"FAT PEOPLE NEED TO LOOSE THERE NASTY ASS LBS of fat jigglin on them"

513.
Darcy M 11 April 2006

"i do not understand the need for lard in this world! i mean seriously when u have to start shopping at 'big chaps' surely something in ur head would be telling y'all to get on the TREADMILL"

514.
Graham R 10 April 2006

"Fat people eat too much, go on a diet right now!"

515.
Dr D 31 March 2006

"I support this petition"

516.
Operatorx Warren 23 March 2006

"Join the fight FatPeopleAreGross.com"

517.
Jessica Yesagainnproudofi 5 March 2006

"by the way jus 2 let ya know if ya dnt believe me it under 'stop fat people haters' petition, its only a little below ths stupid petition if ya not bound 2 see it thn ya more PATHETIC AND DOWN RITE STUPID THN I FREAKIN THOUGHT!!!"

518.
Ham B 21 February 2006

"not only was i ON the Atkins diet, but I had kinky butt sex with him also..and killed him :("

519.
Jennifer Hancock 19 February 2006

"I support this petition"

520.
Mark R 19 February 2006

"Tax their food and clothes!"

521.
Pete Fritz 13 February 2006

"stop eating, you fat people"

522.
Kjsdfasjdf Schultz 11 February 2006

"I support this petition"

523.
Cristi Melendez 9 February 2006

"yes"

524.
Sheldon S 9 February 2006

"FAT PEOPLE STINK!"

525.
Mike R 28 January 2006

"I like bacon"

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