Orgasm Warning Labels for the Will Balance Board
The danger presented by the Wii Balance Board to female gamers, as evidenced by the case of a 24-year-old woman from the UK who was turned into a raging nymphomaniac after she slipped and fell off the... continue reading »
"We can not allow these companies descriminate against female gamers any longer! we must take a stand to be sure woman know exactly what they are getting into!"
"For the children."
"It'll be good for a laugh if it happens"
"Imagine if they are squirters, there will be a flood."
"This isn't right. Nintendo must adress this issue quickly."
"Can I get a t-shirt that reads "Intense orgasm may result from the misuse of this device?" Best warning label ever."
"This is a public hazard yes."
"Our free will to determine the timing of our orgasms is a God-given right! Nintendo, stop turning our games-loving youth into mindless sexual automata!"
"Another suggested slogan: "Let Wii Fit replace your exercise, not your husband"."
"I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment of this petition."
"this is a recognized peril which must be attended."
"This is a travesty, if anyone has that woman's number, please give it to me, I have the perfect cure for her problem!"
"The horror!"
"They should only be allowed to sell Wiis in sex shops, too!"
"Women have the right to be informed! Not in MY AMERICA!"
"For the safety of our pleasure"
