Orgasm Warning Labels for the Will Balance Board

The danger presented by the Wii Balance Board to female gamers, as evidenced by the case of a 24-year-old woman from the UK who was turned into a raging nymphomaniac after she slipped and fell off the... continue reading »

150 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (150 total)
76.
Superstud Blevins 13 September 2008

"I can satisfy this skank no problem."

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Shaun T 13 August 2008

"This is a very important issue, we cannot rest until the warning label is put on the balance board, women have the right to know the risk they take using the product before they use it."

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Maddog Fry 29 May 2008
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Kjell B 29 April 2008
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James Wong 2 April 2008

"i agree"

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Joshua Stevens 18 February 2008

"I fully endorse this *thumbs up* now to get my gf one of these"

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Mariella P 21 January 2008
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Alex S 4 December 2007

"I have my rights!"

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Nick B 31 October 2007
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Kenny W 26 September 2007
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Jotie F 14 August 2007
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Cody D 2 August 2007

"It's about time!"

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Siman G 4 July 2007
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Rasmus W 24 March 2007

"Adressing this issue is paramount for the survival of our species"

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Cat L 22 March 2007
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Ahhnone Hood 17 January 2007
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L A 26 December 2006

"Nintendo are sadist, womanizing pigs."

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Karlsander H 18 December 2006
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Lyta S 5 November 2006

"Misuse is a dangerous problem. I can't tell you how many times my Wii Fit Ballence Board has brought me to a sudden and unexpected orgasm. A label would help me stay mentally prepared, just in case."

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Sephora C 28 October 2006

"That poor girl... ):"

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Andrew Bell 28 August 2006

"Protect our children from the dangers of orgasms!"

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David D 22 June 2006
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Nimblejack Knox 11 June 2006
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Daniel W 26 March 2006
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Jeremy S 1 February 2006
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