Prayers to Satan in schools.

Prayer to the almighty dark lord has been largely ignored in schools. it is time that we move away from christian prayer, and get into better more satanic prayers. Live vergin sacrifices should also b... continue reading »

800 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (800 total)
601.
Jeremia French 3 April 2013

"I support this petition"

602.
Eric Ingram 2 April 2013

"there is no god"

603.
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"Sign me up!!"

604.
Lee Jaysonn 30 March 2013

"I support this petition"

605.
Elyse Carter 30 March 2013

"im so glad everyone takes this serious.i think we should seriously do this! my school has no problem with me starting a cult here aslong as it's b/4 or after school.... so we can still do it on the school grounds!! ROCK ON!!!"

606.
Fallen A 28 March 2013

"I support this petition"

607.
Jan W 26 March 2013

"It's a lie that Satanists engage in any form of human or animal sacrifice."

608.
Angel Harvey 25 March 2013

"Yeah man rock on"

609.
Emma 19 March 2013

"Most u ppl who sign this r freaks, and some in the 100s r my mates but oh well. Satan is cool but also a loada shit when we die we die thats it, no god or dark underlord ready to lock me in the darkest corners of the smallest hell demention.....feel sorry"

610.
Joyce T 15 March 2013

"pray 4 me"

611.
Me Ferguson 12 March 2013

"I'm on the HIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL!"

612.
Kara P 7 March 2013

"I support this petition"

613.
Mike C 7 March 2013

"I support this petition"

614.
Slick Wyatt 7 March 2013

"I support this petition"

615.
Taco W 7 March 2013

"I love Satan!"

616.
John Rivers 28 February 2013

"let us be free to accpet SATAN and reject god"

617.
R Nikolauss 25 February 2013

"Yeah, too many virgins in the world."

618.
Jeanne C 24 February 2013

"i'm just signing this 'cause it's fucking funny. but you know what? in order to pray to satan, you don't have to move away from christianity. christians worship satan and god 'cause they're just two sides of the same person. besides, satan's not all that "

619.
Matthew P 23 February 2013

"yeah it rocks"

620.
Christian Wang 23 February 2013

"oh ya loosers, get alive, build up some real faith"

621.
Theos Theu 22 February 2013

"whohoo! yeah! praise the dark lord!! ok, not really, but it is obviosuly a a parody (very funny, and true) of all those self-righteous morons trying to reinstate prayer back into schools. right?"

622.
John M 22 February 2013

"down with christianity up with satan"

623.
Ben P 19 February 2013

"cool dude!"

624.
Blah Brady 15 February 2013

"go satan"

625.
Jonathan O 12 February 2013

"Seems only fair."

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