Prayers to Satan in schools.

Prayer to the almighty dark lord has been largely ignored in schools. it is time that we move away from christian prayer, and get into better more satanic prayers. Live vergin sacrifices should also b... continue reading »

800 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (800 total)
676.
Anthony Barry 14 November 2012

"i am also a satanic and i agree that we should have prayer to our lord but no sacrifices"

677.
Brad T 14 November 2012

"Religion is silly anyways, so what the hell let them pray and sacrafice. Even early belivers in the so called Lord made sacrafices just read the bible!"

678.
Clara King 13 November 2012

"All hail satan! 666 just kidding this is so funny."

679.
Natalie M 12 November 2012

"I support this petition"

680.
Bioseraser Munoz 10 November 2012

"This is what had always been missing in my elementary days"

681.
Satan Escobar 10 November 2012

"Thanks guys. You all are what makes going to work every day so easy. *sniff* From the bottom of my heart, thanks."

682.
Seon Francis 8 November 2012

"this is a funny penition since satan doesnt even exsist."

683.
Sylvie N 6 November 2012

"Hell yeah!!"

684.
Jackhole P 5 November 2012

"HIV"

685.
Shawn A 3 November 2012

"remember kids satan needs love too"

686.
Matthias B 3 November 2012

"Yay! Satanism is Christian, tho :P"

687.
Andy Compton 31 October 2012

"I support this petition"

688.
Roland F 29 October 2012

"Sans the Harry Potter, and I fully support it"

689.
Yev B 27 October 2012

"We should have prayers to Britney as well. Oh wait, you already mentioned satan."

690.
Lal Butler 26 October 2012

"I WANT TO LEARN"

691.
Jared P 24 October 2012

"Here Here...welll i dunnno about harry potter but...."

692.
Chris R 22 October 2012

"Rege Satanas, Ave Satanas"

693.
Aimee B 20 October 2012

"Praise Hell Satan!!!! Evil Natas !!"

694.
Ali B 20 October 2012

"yeah"

695.
Emperor Cannon 19 October 2012

"I support this petition"

696.
No Wilkerson 19 October 2012

"amen!"

697.
Greg P 18 October 2012

"besides spelling "virgin" wrong, not a bad idea."

698.
Kruger S 17 October 2012

"A splendid idea!"

699.
Mercury S 13 October 2012

"i've heard an interesting theory: jesus is/was a vampire. think about it. he rose from the dead. he had twelve followers (plus him makes thirtenn), and he want you to drink his blood so you may become like him and have etermal life. it all makes sense!"

700.
Oscar H 12 October 2012

"I support this petition"

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