Prayers to Satan in schools.

Prayer to the almighty dark lord has been largely ignored in schools. it is time that we move away from christian prayer, and get into better more satanic prayers. Live vergin sacrifices should also b... continue reading »

800 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (800 total)
151.
Brittany Hinton 16 April 2015

"why the hell not?"

152.
Kris Galloway 10 April 2015

"Xians suck. Satan rules."

153.
Satan H 6 April 2015

"We need more satan in our lives!"

154.
Kayla Li 3 April 2015

"Wow... people are so serious when it comes to God vs. Satan. Here's an idea: CHILL AND SHUT THE HELL UP. Extremists always ruin the fun..."

155.
Jon Holder 2 April 2015

"better than brainwashing yourself to religion"

156.
Cheebah Osborn 31 March 2015

"When I poop, angels cry."

157.
Daisy Byrd 30 March 2015

"I support this petition"

158.
Syx Arellano 24 March 2015

"It's about Bloody time I stopped being burnt by words of the 'good lord' and it's damn time we started worship the dark lord, HEIL SATAN!!"

159.
Michael A 23 March 2015

"There is no reason why Satanism should be treated diferently as any other religion, we are also the LEAST judging."

160.
This Petitions 22 March 2015

"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN (THAT MEANS ALL YOU DIPSTICKS): SATANISTS AND ATHEISTS AND LITTLE PIMPLE-FACED WANKERS LIKE YOU ALL ARE TOTAL LOSERS. GET A LIFE. STOP MASTURBATING AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. GO OUTSIDE AND GET SOME FRESH AIR. YOU COMPUTER NERDS NEED "

161.
Jake Wade 20 March 2015

"i love satan"

162.
Hail S 18 March 2015

"Ronald Wilson Reagan -- The number of letters in his name equals 666! All hail Ronald Wilson Reagan, the AntiChrist!"

163.
Adam A 18 March 2015

"HA HA HA HA evangelists can't take a freaking joke... they think we're serious about this! *rolling on floor laughing*"

164.
Mike J 14 March 2015

"I support this petition"

165.
Bruce D 14 March 2015

"haha... exactly."

166.
Kenniegirl Beltran 9 March 2015

"everyone should pray to satan becouse he created knowledge and i believe satan "our father" will make the world a better place if we just all believe in him"

167.
Harry P 6 March 2015

"I support this petition"

168.
Rodney M 4 March 2015

"I don't agree with Christianity, Islam or Satanism but what the hell, Freedom of religion and school prayer means that ANY religion should have the right to pray. Christians opened this pandora's box, what's good for the goose is also good for the gander."

169.
Kevin G 3 March 2015

"evil"

170.
Juho M 2 March 2015

"I support this petition"

171.
Anthony G 28 February 2015

"hail satan"

172.
Charlie R 26 February 2015

"Satan rules!"

173.
Clara H 26 February 2015

"This cracked me up but Harry potter is not evil."

174.
Kyle C 25 February 2015

"Touche."

175.
Cortex Carson 23 February 2015

"I support this petition"

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