Put Tony Womack Out Of Our Misery
We, the undersigned baseball fans, hereby request that Anthony Darrell "Tony" Womack be immediately removed from the lineup of the New York Yankees Baseball Club of the American League, and be either... continue reading »
"Didn't I just sign one of these yesterday?"
"I support this petition"
"You're being glib! Don't you understand baseball? I know baseball and there's no such thing as Tony Womack. He doesn't exist."
"I'm not actually black"
"Tony Womack stinks worse than my vag...well, almost as bad."
"Tony How Wack? SoWhack!"
"Hurry!"
"On the bright side, at least Womack doesn't weigh as much as me or Stacey Rosie."
"I hate you Tony Womack. Please just go away."
"Here here!"
"Don't trade Tony yet! He's on the verge of making baseball history! 100 consecutive groundballs with a throw that JUUUSSST beats the speedy Womack to the bag. Yes, this Womack gives the Yankee lineup a whole new dimension."
"teh suck of the Yankees is now so bad it could pull a baseball through a straw, go sox!!111"
"Words and phrases that rhyme with "Womack": pathetic hack, send him back, deserves the sack, I want to give him a hard smack, makes fans want to smoke crack, we like him like Kobe liked Shaq, less production than Babe Ruth's plaque, get him off the warnin"
"Womack = Garbage"
"I hate Womack"
"I support this petition"
"Dude, you SUCK"
"Take Womack! Please!"
"I could do better"
"can you include Pavano in the deal?"
"I don't like Tony Womack. I do like pre-teen White boys."
"I support this petition"
"Hey, remember what I did in 2000? Just give the word and I'm there."
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