Put Tony Womack Out Of Our Misery
We, the undersigned baseball fans, hereby request that Anthony Darrell "Tony" Womack be immediately removed from the lineup of the New York Yankees Baseball Club of the American League, and be either... continue reading »
"I thought I laid some big turds. The Yankees top me on this one."
"Please, Please, Please! We want Kotsay"
"I support this petition"
"Randy Johnson was a big enough mistake!!"
"Worst signing this year."
"Thanks for making my range factor in the outfield even worse than it was, Tony!"
"He doesn't want to be here; we don't want him here; what else is there to say?"
"I WILL DANCE NAKED IN THE SUPERMARKET AND SKIN ZEBRAS UNTIL WOMACK IS PUT TO SLEEP. OVER AND OUT."
"good lord he sucks"
"SoShers are low class scum. They crap on each other's chests for free. FREE! At least do it for a dollar or something. I mean wtf. Stupid Sox fans."
"Nobody's ga-ga over Womack"
"I support this petition"
"Yes, but don't forget he has 11 walks to go with those 11 RBI! Yankee pride! Interlocking NY! It is high! It is far! An unmanageable 3 hours and 14... oh, screw it, even a pathetic hack like myself can't sell this turd. Just shoot me. With the freakish si"
"*Gives up 3 run homer to Womack*"
"I support this petition"
