SAVE GOD-FATHER
Ladies and gentleman, I regret to inform you, that our beloved God-Father, ABHJITH is about to make a turn on that road that could inflect many young men growing up, there right to grow!!! The God-fat... continue reading »
"I will have the wedding annulled. Communist? No"
"I learned from the best! But if you get married, you will be sooo punked, not by me, but your wife! Communist? No"
"Don't do it man- just think of all the beautiful young womens hearts that you will be breaking Communist? No"
"Abhi, does this mean you wont be joining me and brad in thailand? i was so looking forward to having you raid my tomb ;)"
"People ask me, what happen, why you dont come out with new albums? well, I got Married. what im I gonna rap about, Marriage life? DONT GET MARRIED! Keep it gangster! Communist? No"
"Abhi, is it true? Would you rather get married than have hot monkey sex with me (like that time in cancun)? Pam, Jenn, stay away from my man you sluts. Communist? No"
"Everyone assumed that Chappelle was the baby daddy, nope, It was Abhi! I miss u Baby! Communist? No"
"A few years from now, when jay manny sees me he'll say (in a british accent) "hello there, who let you loose?" Communist? No"
"The eye of Sauron sees everything, and now that the Lord of the Cock Ring has become the Lord of the Wedding Ring it shall not be long before the forces of Mordor have taken away all freedoms of the people of Middle Earth. All shall bow before the power o"
"I want to marry Abhi Communist? No"
"With no competition I'll have all the women now Communist? No"
"DON'T DO IT ABHI!!! I was once married to a car, and then I realized that was the biggest mistake of my life. Since my divorce, Iпїve been the happiest man alive, Getting pleased by all types of guys from Europe. Communist? No"
"Take it from me.. marriage causes the downfall of an empire Communist? No"
"Its obvious that Skeletor is behind this wedding. By the power of Grayskull, I will search and destroy him Communist? No"
"I dont know Abhi but from having lived next door to J.Manny i know all the stories... if abhi gets married what hope do i have? Oh well, i guess i'll just change my name back to john. Communist? No"
"Ahbi, you can still sleep over with me and Bubbles anytime. Just make sure to leave the mrs at home."
"With no more competition, all the women will be mine now Communist? No"
"I LIKE COKKA! Communist? No"
"Can someone please explain the concept of marriage to me? Marriage is not a word, its a sentence... A LIFE SENTENCE (without parole)! Communist? No"
"Abhi is getting married?...Fool of a took. I though our quest had ended but I see that the evil in the wedding ring is stronger than I thought. It must be destroyed at all costs. The fate of all free creatures depends on it. I propose a new fellowship of "
"Mmmmmmmmm...wedding cake and free beer"
"Ever since i heard he was getting married, I checked myself in for depression Communist? No"
"Marriage isn't what you think it is. It's a license you give the government that allows greedy opportunistic lawyers to steal everything you own. Here in America there are a lot of people making a lot of money splitting up relationships hunting for people"
"I remember the night when Ahbi brought that girl over and asked me to join him... it was the same year i decorated jame's house with lights"
