SMIDFEST PART DEUX

"Free Pizza's from Armando's for Smidfest Part Deux"

"Can anyone confirm what was written for entry 26?"

"Way off the 100 target. Never going to happen"

"Meow?"

"I'll go but can i get a cheeeeeeseeburrrger"

"where the hell are my prize tomatoes???"

"Awrite. Richard thanks for your interview on Sunday. Yae got the job pal."

"There's gonna be a Red Seat at Smidfest Part Deux :)"

"We heard about the smidfest as its in our local town, we are gutted that we missed the first one and are willing to play at PART DEUX, go on smiddy you da man"

"Alright guys? WHATS SMIDFEST? Who's Shrek? Can i come and meet him?"

"Free Burgers for the BBQ - Just ask for Berger Queen at the door."

"ive never found a better paradise than smidfest"

"ATTENTION : G IN THE PARK is coming. More info to follow."

"Oh sorry. Wrong petition. Thought it was bring back Miniskirts and the Belt to Schools."

"I also agree with Clarky's new flat mate; thats just beyond taking the piss"

"I'll bring me bagpipes!"

"Smidfest... its grrrrrrrrrrrreat!"

"I have taken time off from my judo lessons to be at smidfest."

"its okay guys i admit it i wear womens g strings on sat eve's"

"No card games please"

"hi, hi, hi, hi. i'm x-ray cat. i've got super powers. i can see through wooden doors with my x-ray vision, wooden doors! i can see the criminal on the other side. he can't see me and... he's commiting crime. i come along and say 'i can see you' he says 'y"

"I sure hope that sexy toad makes an appearance at the smidfest, i might just go the whole hog;)"

"Thats RUBBISH"

"I particularly enjoyed the gymnastic session outdoors with a few honorary members and then later indoors by Gus Jones...another highlight of the evening has to be the "penthouse rave" without a doubt! As a serious smiddete (aka. Back Smidy) i am delighted"