SMIDFEST PART DEUX
Due to Glatonbury being cancelled and the great memories from the last event of Smidfest we demand a Smidfest part 2.Now u can do your bit by adding your name to the list and make Smidfest 2 a real po... continue reading »
"Well! Smidfest 2! How could I possibly resist signing this petition when there is a chance that, not only will i get to dance the night away in a small, sweaty windowless den (almost the subclub) but also a possiblity of seeing a naked trampoline expert, "
"Im gonna try and shag Pepper."
"i fancy dave mckenna"
"isn't this wonderful!"
"well if kenny is goin i suppose i might aswell go to, SMIDFEST cha cha cha SMIDFEST cha cha cha"
"creak creak im going 2 break"
"Go on smiddy, we had the bestest time in the whole wide world last week, and smiddfest 2 will be even more top!"
"Ok guys. I take the blame. Its been emotional and I feel I have to write a song to make things better again. Im sorry Smiddy. Power to all our friends!"
"Alyson seen Iain's peeknuckle and Mr phone in sick missed it - so i wish a part deux"
"I want a go on the naked tramapoline"
"F e r g o o s e i s a f u c k i n g a r s e h o l e"
"Smiddy you are the new Oliver Reed but a bit more plain keep up the good work"
"i have heard about this amazing event and would like to use it as part of a rave scene in one of my new movies. call me smiddy baby yeah"
"I have an extra 50k in my pocket, so the beers are on me!"
"Hi Richard. Thanks for coming in with your parents on Sunday. Im pleased to say that you have the job."
"SCOOOOOBY-DOOOOOBY-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hi There. I'll try and make but it may take me a couple of months."
"Jenna just told me about smiddfest, oooohhhh..... im up for a threesome if you are smiddy ; )"
"one smid in the hand is worth 2 in the bush"
"If you like your techno hard and as Durty as Mags. Get yersel' to the Smidfest for a session you wont forget or remember!!!"
"I heard about the naked trampolining, and it sounded a real hoot, so ill be making a special guset appearance in my birthday suit just for smiddy. who knows, he might even get lucky; ) xxx"
"I'll be diggin my way to the smidfest the saturday, need to get under the fence without a ticket ya know?"
"My favourite black leather thong appears to be missing. Diana wants to take more pictures of me posing in it. please return it asap. thanks"
"I heard through the grapevine that my biggest fan smidwif is having another smidfest this weekend. I am truely honoured to know this guy and be a part of such an amzing event. I even heard that stevie wonder was there on saturday"
"Firstly, I would like to mention that I have great respect for T in the Clarks. Secondly, I would like to ascertain, why, The Host is being negligent towards the name G in the Park, when actually no-one outside The Hosts family obtains an invite unless th"
