Stop Chris Berman

"I hate working with him on NFL PrimeTime, too. Quit calling me "TJ," and get off my sack"

"Berman is so bad he makes me want to cheat on my wife."

"did you see me dancing on the green in my heels before the other guy putted out? God, I'm sexy- look at me everyone! Boomer thinks I'm hot too"

"Two b's in Babar. Only thing worse than Berman is the three Dave's on Lincoln Jefferson Pilot Raycom football coverage."

"Is there any way Berman can integrate the 2 minute drill segment into the US Open?"

"Hey take a look at this picture I got of boomer playin golf on my phone..."

"Chris Berman knows more about golf than I do about running the country"

"I love the Swami, he's the only one worse than me!"

"Back, back, back, back.... shut the f@#k up!"

"I'm Chris Berman?? I can do a better broadcast than that hack! Go f*ck yourself Chris Berman.... I know San Diago better than anyone."

"Get him a bodybag!"

"Now let's get Tirico off the air too. His man-lust for Tiger is stronger than mine, and I can't handle it. I'm too busy trying to get Kelly to switch teams..."

"There needs to be a telecast of Berman, Tilghman, and Jimmy Roberts doing essays. Nothing but talent and athleticism."

"Berman is terrible. The telecast would be more entertaining with me doing it with Tiger Woods cock in my mouth"

"i would sign for all sports, he sucks, please retire, "boomer," err "swami""

"he is a hack, get him out of the booth!"

"Now that ole agent Molder is back, I need him to find Sculley... Wes, where are you?"

"The only way our show could suck more is if Chris Berman was on it."

"I've never seen a commentator any worse than Berman."

"Allalalalalalala"

"Please stop Chris Berman before people start shooting themselves to end the misery."

"Berman is less respected than I am by the general public."

"If Chris Berman commentated a golf tournament, but everybody had it on mute, did it really happen?"

"I need more coverage about Amy M's boobs"