Stop Chris Berman
We the undersigned petition ABC/ESPN that Chris Berman be prohibited from ever doing golf commentary again for ESPN, ABC, or any other affiliates. Mr. Berman's commentary on golf is lacking in substan... continue reading »
"We will clean up the oil if you get rid of Chris Berman."
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!"
"How bout that Quad I threw at em today on that par 5. That's worse than 16-handicapper Swami would do"
"Who's his representation? Keegan is all over my ass about hooking them up for next years pebble beach pro-am"
"I'm glad I got shipped back to Cuba so I don't have to listen to Chris Berman. Communism does have its perks sometimes."
"At least the frenchman didn't win."
"David Mathis molests collies"
"I don't allow my country to watch TV but if I did I wouldn't allow Chris Berman to commentate, he's that bad"
"would rather slam my dick in the door than listen to Chris Berman!"
"If you do certain things in golf you have to take a penalty, you don't wanna do those things"
"I own Berman's nutz on the golf course , but people say I can't relate to the bombers of today. I can carry my 8-iron hybrid 121...if I flush it."
"I can't wait to hear his golf names: Larry "Full" Nelson. Bubba "Suck My" Dickerson. Jon "Short Order" Cook. Raymond "Pink" Floyd. "Potato" Chip Beck. Mark "Babbling" Brooks. Stuart "Johnny" Appleby. Jean "Chevy" Van de Velde. "Bert and" Ernie Els. Davis "
"Troy told me about this petition..."
"did you see me dancing on the green in my heels before the other guy putted out? God, I'm sexy- look at me everyone! Boomer thinks I'm hot too"
"help me stop myself"
"last time Berman was entertaining was 1990. Get rid of him."
"I hope they don't get berman to be the announcer for the ultimate fighting cage match between bryce molder and kris allen for the title of mr. Conway"
"If I owned a trident, I would stab Chris Berman with it."
"I love Berman and those hilarious nicknames he has been coming up with for the past 27 years. I mean, Amani "it's not a" Toomer and Eric "Sleeping with" Bienemy.That is just genius."
"Me and rowdy both hate Berman. Rubbin's racin but Berman just plain sucks."
"Chris Berman makes me hate white people!"
"Bermizzle sucks fashizzle"
"The only way myshow could suck more is if Chris Berman was on it."
"I've got an opening in "the Fishtones," to play bass guitar. Berman would be perfect for it, as his humor is about as cool as mine"
