Stop it God
Dear god,stop making bad things happen, its not funny any more. continue reading »
"I hope your mailbox is not overloaded... :-P"
"God plz KEEP makin bad things happen so i could learn better"
"bo tak."
"Yes."
"I HATE BAD!"
"Yeah God! Cut it out!"
"Stop it dude."
""Gabriel, hand me the 'Lightning Bolt Remote Control, would you?""
"This one time, god totally kicked me in the balls"
"Don't bother. He's still pissed at me for whining when my left nut fell off after I got raped by the Roman Soldiers"
"I really didn't think it was funny when you had that one night stand with me and then made everyone think I was still a virgin. You didn't last very long, and I know I made fun of you, but enough is enough! I'm sick and tired of people acting like nothing"
"EveryBody, May I have your attention Please? Will the real Slim Shady Please Stand up? LOVE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I love you, but grandma dying was the last straw. Cut it out... seriously."
"Yes, I am a child. I'm sorry. I think you people don't believe in God because bad things happen to you, Have you ever heard of Karma?"
"enough is enough"
"jesus is my favorite fictional character"
"gosh god stop being such a tool"
"Aye, pick on someone your own size"
