Stop it God
Dear god,stop making bad things happen, its not funny any more. continue reading »
"i agree"
"yah, we are kind of bored of all the bad things that happen."
"Go to hell god. I'm tired of you 'testing' people's faith by killing them. Babies born with brains outside their skull and worms in Ethiopia that burrow through people's eyes is NOT a test of faith biatch."
"damn you god."
"Go for it."
"asdasdasdafdfsdf"
"PLZ STOP YELLING AT ME"
"Unique..."
"yeah! Stop Doing that thing you're doing!"
"...its about time!"
"yeah, God. what the heck is the use of world hunger, wars, homicide, disease, pimples, mosquitoes, poverty, etc.? i have to agree; it really is not amusing at all anymore."
"goddamn that man... err.. deity.."
"YEP"
"Why do you hate me?"
"Bad things suck. Stop making them happen no one likes them"
"i like chocolate milk"
"God needs some tampons REAL bad, right about now."
"Dear god, is it ok if i sleep with your daughters"
"yeah, i really think i agree"