Stop it God

"Christ, will you guys please shut up? The damn prayers are giving me a headache!"

"stop god"

"Also, please prove your existance so people can quit killing each other over what you look like. Immortal beings do not need to hide from pitiful humans (as long as you stay away from the subhuman lawyers)."

"fukk"

"DEEZ NUTZ!"

"STop it God! Please make it all stop. I don't want to play anymore!"

""ignorance is the root of all suffering" - written around the same time xianity took hold."

"My penis is so totally longer than gods"

"В"

"to all of you immature childish babies, God does not do bad things, he allows bad things to happen as a test of faith, but most people are trying to get God out of schools and government, and there is no need to make jokes about how God did this to you. i"

"Since I am the real God I will punish you all for this by creating more reality shows."

"God why do I have a small penis that won't ejaculate. Why did you make my weiner different?"

"Yeah, Knock It Off Already"

"You made AIDS!"

"If you we're nice you'd have given me bigger boobs!"

"If you want to make God laugh, Tell him your futrure plans."

"It's really getting old."

"В"