The Cleaner Reproductive Organ for Beth Robbins

We, The Undersigned, hereby petition the Congress of the United States of America to push Immediate Funding for the removal of sand, soil, twigs, leaves, broken glass, small animals, wayward heroine a... continue reading »

589 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (589 total)
376.
Dd Sutton 26 December 2005

"Yep."

377.
Josh B 14 December 2005

"won't somebody please think of the children"

378.
Bjk Montes 2 December 2005

"Clean Beth's Cockhole!!!"

379.
Tyler S 6 November 2005

"I support this petition"

380.
Ross C 1 November 2005

"She needs it. Badly."

381.
Tom C 1 November 2005

"Free Speech allows the expression of biased/twisted opinion."

382.
Shane Steele 22 October 2005

"I support this petition"

383.
This Issoooof 17 October 2005

"Beth needs it....BAD"

384.
Buck N 29 August 2005

"i compleatly agree! i cant spell!!! we must protect our children!"

385.
Moby Kirk 7 July 2005

"Hi there. I'm the famous musician Moby. I agree to this petition."

386.
Atis Stout 6 July 2005

"I support this petition"

387.
Shawshaw Shah 30 June 2005

"Help the poor kootiecat in need! Besides, if that thing ruptures, we're all dead!"

388.
Wt Pittman 29 June 2005

"w00t"

389.
Wt Davenport 10 June 2005

"heroin addicts. . .priceless"

390.
Ali G 10 June 2005

"Yo, yo, yo, I be down 4 cleaner punani. Check it - I's been tryin' to get me betty Beth to douche da stink hole since da last time I hit dat. I had to shower like mad to get the sand out of me pecker and it be smellin like cod ever since. I think me got a"

391.
Mr Haynes 3 June 2005

"This is the solution"

392.
Pearl Ew 27 May 2005

"For the love of all that is good in this world, please clean out that vagina. I tried to take my kids to Beth's Vagina last Labor Day. Only one survived. And we were still six miles away. Get the EPA, the DEP, and maybe even the Dept. of Agriculture. (The"

393.
Beths H 27 May 2005

"it hurts my penis when i put it in"

394.
Toothbrush Johnson 16 May 2005

"I'll try to help if I can!"

395.
Bar Ofivorys 25 April 2005

"Beth.....at the very least, just give me a quick pass through. The neighbors are starting to complain about the smell."

396.
Beths Youngests 18 April 2005

"When my mommy is mad at me for looking at funny sites like Maddox, she reaches into her vagina and pulls out a whip and whips me like a slave... please sign this and put an end to my misery!"

397.
Waywardheroinadddict Greer 23 March 2005

"STANKONIA!"

398.
Nokito Gibbs 15 March 2005

"bored"

399.
Adam B 14 March 2005

"She certainly needs it..."

400.
Yoda Nash 13 March 2005

"I hope we can clean er' out soon!"

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