The Cleaner Reproductive Organ for Beth Robbins

We, The Undersigned, hereby petition the Congress of the United States of America to push Immediate Funding for the removal of sand, soil, twigs, leaves, broken glass, small animals, wayward heroine a... continue reading »

589 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (589 total)
501.
Parish Norton 11 August 2002

"i support this movement"

502.
Doopunk Maldonado 9 August 2002

".......tools"

503.
Michael Green 4 August 2002

"PUNISH BETH ROBBINS"

504.
Jesus Ourl 3 August 2002

"Beth, you are all that God hates. May the lord have pity on your patheitc soul... i doubt he will tho cuz you'z a biatch. J REPRESENT y0!"

505.
Matt G 31 July 2002

"people should be issued parent liscences"

506.
Erick S 22 July 2002

"Yeah! Meaningless Petitions are fun!!!!"

507.
Adriana J 21 July 2002

"I absolutley, possitively agree!"

508.
Maddox S 12 July 2002

"LMFAO nice one man"

509.
Caleb Barton 29 June 2002

"I think we should use some sort of flamethrower/gerbil vacuum cleaner for the best effect. =p"

510.
Mellertime Hogan 13 June 2002

"MADDOX RULES!!"

511.
Manwhoisstuckinbeth Tate 9 June 2002

"OMG HELP ME, Im stuck. I was bringing a Pizza over to beth's starving children. And I fell in, OMG I think I just found a big screen. AHH NOT ANOTHER BUTGASAM "Silcence""

512.
Httpkevanorgbraincgibeautifulallah Acevedo 4 May 2002

"I existed before time existed. I know were the infinity of the universe starts and were it ends. FOR I AM ALLAH. Bow before my beauty mortals at http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Beautiful%20Allah"

513.
This Ish 2 May 2002

"hahahahahahhaa"

514.
Down Withbethssandyv 30 April 2002

"$50 bucks to the guy that started this awesome petition!!!"

515.
Email Protectedcdatafunctiontryvarsaijrclbdocumentgetelementsbytagnamescriptlbblengthprevioussiblingalgetattributedatacfemailifasrparseintasubstrforjalengthjjcparseintasu 13 April 2002

"FYAD"

516.
Old H 6 April 2002

"Clean the vag"

517.
Julia Vega 2 April 2002

"people need to relax"

518.
Lol Mercado 19 March 2002

"LOL"

519.
Jeff Frye 17 March 2002

"I agree. Get me out of here!"

520.
Pete Lambert 14 March 2002

"I teabagged Beth after peeling my sweaty batwing nutsack from my thighs, then I shot bukaki in her face, tossed her salad, made her suck the proboscis of the fire god, then I peed and defacated on her."

521.
John W 5 March 2002

"I support this petition"

522.
Joey P 29 January 2002

"If Beth Robbins has a right to complain about Maddox, then Maddox has a right to complain about everything else."

523.
Beths Husbandsp 7 December 2001

"help me. im stuck in here and its very dry and scratchy in here...."

524.
Regattachampion Huber 5 December 2001

"I agree, my wife has a branch shoved up her Vag, please help us fight this before it gets too late!"

525.
James D 4 December 2001

"Good job guys, we are making a petition agaisnt another petition! FIGHT!"

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