The Cleaner Reproductive Organ for Beth Robbins

We, The Undersigned, hereby petition the Congress of the United States of America to push Immediate Funding for the removal of sand, soil, twigs, leaves, broken glass, small animals, wayward heroine a... continue reading »

589 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (589 total)
101.
Yay M 4 April 2013

"MADDOX RULES"

102.
Sarah Hardin 3 April 2013

"that may be so, but i make sweet her love her every night so i will srand by her in her time of need."

103.
Baba Reynolds 25 March 2013

"Baba"

104.
Justin S 22 February 2013

"haha"

105.
Beth R 18 February 2013

"Help me I'm drowning!"

106.
Lawlz B 17 February 2013

"meh"

107.
Slayer Watkins 13 February 2013

"Awesome! Maddox is the man. Go 1st amendment!! :-D"

108.
Christopher M 11 February 2013

"Seeing as how Ms. Robbins is most likely a very wide woman, please find a very large sponge."

109.
Pandemonium Petty 1 February 2013

"Oh come now... Bibles in her vagina? The Bible owns..."

110.
Sam A 21 January 2013

"I agree!!"

111.
Beths V 13 January 2013

"Beth has been neglecting me for years. Please help me get something done about it - http://www.petitiononline.com/bethaid/petition.html"

112.
Mark Stewart 19 December 2012

"Beth Robbins can lick my nutsack."

113.
Nathan C 13 December 2012

"woot"

114.
San Df 11 December 2012

"If I dont get this sand out of my vagina, my 17 cats that I live with are going to use my snizatch as a litterbox. There is already plenty of foul smell arising from my well travelled Tube Steak Highway. Please, please, for the love of all that is sweaty "

115.
Beth Nash 3 December 2012

"please stop petitioning against my haggared old vagina"

116.
Bleh Wallace 1 December 2012

"aaaaaaahahahhaa"

117.
Joe Holden 8 November 2012

"I know who started this petition and he is hilarious!"

118.
Sara C 7 November 2012

"I support this petition"

119.
General D 15 October 2012

"I believe she's also hiding WMD down there too.........that ought get George W's attention"

120.
A R 27 August 2012

"Thanks for the effort Beth! The least we can do to repay you is to clean your vagina."

121.
Beths Familyandf 14 August 2012

"Don't forget to remove all the self rightousness that's jammed up in her puss"

122.
Jess J 11 August 2012

"I think she's going through the change."

123.
Danielle Prince 7 August 2012

"I fully support the cleaning of Beth Robbins' reproductive organs."

124.
Coyeats B 21 July 2012

"I support this petition"

125.
Lemmywinks Hines 16 July 2012

"PLEASE HELP !!!!! FREE HER ANUS TOO!!!!"

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