To Stop Star Jones
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We, the undersign, petition to stop Star Jones Reynolds from doing anything: making absurd remarks on-air, exploiting anything that walks for personal gain and mostly, from herself.
There has never been a more self-centered lady in the early beginings of this century.
As the audience of the American media, we are absolutely disgusted with having to listen and deal with this television personality. Please, we do not care about her wedding, her husband, her marriage, her blessedness, her God, her law degree, her 500 pairs of Payless Shoes and her upcoming book. And really, what exactly does she do?!
In the wake of an international tsunami disaster, California mudslides, a mediocre economy with a weak US dollar and rising gas prices, the last thing we need to deal with is this excuse for a human.
So let's stop her and stop her now!
There has never been a more self-centered lady in the early beginings of this century.
As the audience of the American media, we are absolutely disgusted with having to listen and deal with this television personality. Please, we do not care about her wedding, her husband, her marriage, her blessedness, her God, her law degree, her 500 pairs of Payless Shoes and her upcoming book. And really, what exactly does she do?!
In the wake of an international tsunami disaster, California mudslides, a mediocre economy with a weak US dollar and rising gas prices, the last thing we need to deal with is this excuse for a human.
So let's stop her and stop her now!
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600 signatures
Goal: 1,000
Latest Signatures
11 December 2015
6 December 2015
599.
Cheap R
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I would tell her to go away to her face, but I fear that she would unhinge her jaw and swallow me whole. But one point for Star: we know for SURE that she believes in gay marriage.
City, State
St. John's, Canada
27 November 2015
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Jim R
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Star Jones would make one hell of a defensive linemen in the NFL. OUT.
City, State
LA, CA
6 October 2015
1 October 2015
588.
Vogue Mcbride
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How to make Star very attractive: Take off all her clothes, roll entire body including eyelids in soft lard, roll entire body in diamonds- covering every last inch of skin. End result: HUGE DIAMOND LIGHTBULB! GORGEOUS!!
City, State
Vogue
21 September 2015
587.
Star J
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I AM GOING TO GET MY HANDS ON POWDERED AFRICAN BLACK RHINO HORN TO MAKE AL MORE HORNY. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T AROUSE HIM.... DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE I LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A MUD CAKED HIPPO? I DON'T CAN IF THE BLACK RHINO IS ENDANGERED. I DON'T GI
12 September 2015
11 September 2015
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1 September 2015
27 August 2015
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28 June 2015
578.
Liza M
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She's a bigger beard than I am, and I was married to David Guest!
City, State
San Francisco, CA
24 June 2015
18 June 2015
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