To Stop Star Jones

"star jones is a egomaniac who needs to be put to sleep. City, State New York"

"I would tell her to go away to her face, but I fear that she would unhinge her jaw and swallow me whole. But one point for Star: we know for SURE that she believes in gay marriage. City, State St. John's, Canada"

"Please, make her go far away!!!! City, State Fernie, BC"

"NO CLASS AT ALL! City, State USA"

"I support this petition. City, State Star Jones Prison"

"I wanna POOP in her shoe City, State Dumpville, NH"

"Star Jones is a sorry excuse for a human City, State Chicago, IL"

"leave beached whales lying on the beach dammit! City, State ny"

"I support this petition"

"Enough already!!! City, State Ottawa, Ontario Canada"

"Star Jones would make one hell of a defensive linemen in the NFL. OUT. City, State LA, CA"

"UGLY - INSIDE AND OUT! City, State Miami, Florida"

"How to make Star very attractive: Take off all her clothes, roll entire body including eyelids in soft lard, roll entire body in diamonds- covering every last inch of skin. End result: HUGE DIAMOND LIGHTBULB! GORGEOUS!! City, State Vogue"

"I AM GOING TO GET MY HANDS ON POWDERED AFRICAN BLACK RHINO HORN TO MAKE AL MORE HORNY. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY I DON'T AROUSE HIM.... DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE I LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A MUD CAKED HIPPO? I DON'T CAN IF THE BLACK RHINO IS ENDANGERED. I DON'T GI"

"I agree! She must be stopped!!! City, State NY, NY"

"Ugh... City, State French Lick, IN"

"Whatever it takes - make her go away! City, State New York, NY"

"www.StarJones.com City, State SD, CA"

"I support this petition"

"I hate you, Star Jones! City, State Toronto, Ontario CANADA"

"please meditate on your awfulness daily City, State Jersey City, NJ"

""God" spared her from the tsunami - there is no god. City, State Toronto, Ontario"

"She's a bigger beard than I am, and I was married to David Guest! City, State San Francisco, CA"

"amen! City, State Los Angeles, CA"