Tony Blair for President

"I hate Reuters and all the other news agencies in the world because they don't tell me what I want to hear. I'm sick of hearing the truth and can't take it any more. Please lie to me, please?"

"Mr.Blair is such a nice guy"

"The manifesto is reneged on. There was something about education which he is just going back on at the moment. Anyway a manifesto isn't about values it's about what policies the party is intending implement. When it comes to deeper values Tony Blair is a "

"we dont want him, the americans can have him"

"yes, and bog off out of this country while you're at it"

"what's a wanker? I don't care...we need Mr. Blair--with Rudy Giuliani for VP"

"How are my fatty friends out there today, still eating for the world I see. Thank god no more Yanks are comming over, it was hard enough to get rid of them in the first place and even harder to keep them out. I'm gonna miss the double-chinned, slow walkin"

"As an American who landed in your country on 9/11/01 to start my study abroad term, I respect and admire your leadership. You have had my unswerving support ever since. Even if you can't run here (Bush and Kerry are both disasters), at least defeat the To"

"In fact some of them are just boys who have been buggered by US soldiers. http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/E3C89C20-6A0A-48F9-9476-A72F4E00A426.htm"

"SOD OFF TO THE STATES ! AND LEAVE US ALONE !"

"Also, Blair is not a real Labourite, he is right wing. Free health care is not as succesful as may have been hyped. Also, out state schools are non-too good bar Grammar Schools which Labour want to abolish. If you want a US Labour party,a right-wing Blair"

"university student"

"I sign everything I see"

"A great idea, but don't forget. He already does whatever the Americans ask anyway, and ignores his own country so he'll fit in just nicely."

"He's the best speaker and very persuasive"

"Neh, I'll sign aything. Have the git."

"If you yanks had'nt been so stupid over the last 60 years some of this may never have happened. You should be ashamed of what you did to ruin Indonesia by putting a dictator Suharto in power, by removing the peoples choice Sukarno, just because you wanted"

"I don't agree with the war, or a good deal of what Tony agrees with. However he's done some amazing stuff for the U.K (if you don';t agree then just think of Thatcher)and all the stuff about immigration and taxes being wasted is rubbbish churned out by th"

"I belive this petition needs some diplomacy, I see it as my moral duty to remove Tony Baloney to guantanamo Bay, hell lets just send him to the gas chambers. Tony Baloney is a threat to the American nation and is today declared a terrorist. I shall blow u"

"Bugger-off you annoying Slag."