A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »

1,000 signatures Goal: 5,000
All Signatures (1,000 total)
1.
Rachel Hardy 12 March 2016

"you monsters, how would you like it if i put you in an airless, white walled romm and yelled "go,go,go" now would you llike that? Country U.S.A"

2.
Alexandra D 9 March 2016

"Quick, Malery Little's z00ch is on fire! Somebody call for a helicopter to put out the blazing black rancid forest! Country USA"

3.
Thomas C 7 March 2016

"; -; Sea Monkeys have FEELINGS! Country United States of America"

4.
Aldo Ramirezc 5 March 2016
5.
Andrea S 4 March 2016

"I agree, this is a good petition. Country uk"

6.
Hahaha Garrett 2 March 2016

"malery little your a funny b!tch well done bahahahahahahaha i like my sea monkeys on toast Country Balama"

7.
Malery L 28 February 2016

"I'd like to give Olga Trollpants a sea monkey enema so she can take a big dump on ME! Yum! Country canada"

8.
Ohad Hampton 19 February 2016

"I own sea monkeys as pets Country israel"

9.
Amy Schaefer 14 February 2016
10.
Carrie Obrien 13 February 2016

"Hehehehe, I guess I shouldn't use my telekinesis on the companies exploiting sea monkeys, but rather, Malery. I swear, if she keeps plugging her stink-hole with sea monkeys, I'm going to make her house collapse on her. That'll teach her. Country USA"

11.
Jo Zuniga 11 February 2016

"THEY'RE BACTERIA !! THEY DONT HAVE FEELINGS! Country london"

12.
Malery L 8 February 2016

"I'm sorry Tonja that I've denied you as my lover. Please forgive me. Country canada"

13.
Montgormery J 6 February 2016

"Sea Monkeys have taken over my life all i can think about is my little monkeys they have all got there own personalitys........I LOVE EM !!!!!!! Country UK"

14.
Maia S 4 February 2016

"seriously! Country Germany"

15.
Alexandra D 4 February 2016

"My, my, Tonja, aren't we horny, playful kittens, tonight, heeheehee. I want to be the first to get at Malery... mmm... Country canada"

16.
Jessica Burch 3 February 2016

"this is really cruel and definitely should be stopped Country england"

17.
Heather Eaton 31 January 2016

"I do believe that Sea-Monkeys should be treated with the same respect as any other living creature.... The age limit should be 12 and over in my opinion. Country USA"

18.
Tena H 29 January 2016
19.
Xxx P 24 January 2016

"Malery maybe you'd like to look at our site being a bit of a slag etc? Country USA"

20.
Deann Salinas 22 January 2016

"I love sea monkeys. But do not think they should be forced to live in a little bubble like a watch for their lives. Country Canada"

21.
Jesus Hc 21 January 2016

"Malery, I died for your sins. How can you degrade yourself like this? Country Mormon Fukktard, UT"

22.
Nadine Mz 20 January 2016

"There seems to be no end to the horrific ways humans find to torture animals! These little creatures are sentient beings who deserve love and compassion. Stop this abuse! Country United States"

23.
Art Em 16 January 2016
24.
Alex M 14 January 2016

"i want 2 get sum sea monkeys and im gonna look afta them but ther arnt meny places here in uk 2 get em, btw, i am 13! Country wales,uk,europe"

25.
Tara M 14 January 2016
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