A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »

1,000 signatures Goal: 5,000
All Signatures (1,000 total)
51.
Malery Littlesm 7 November 2015

"I think you're right there, Sara, all living things should be respected, however, Malery is the only exception to this philosophy. I am ashamed that I gave birth to a blackhole. Country canada"

52.
Malery L 6 November 2015

"I had no idea that there is another Malery Little out there. I wonder how many more there are... OUCH!! too much thinking... oooh remind me never to think again... owww the pain ans suffering. Country And also this other malery lives in the US, but I live"

53.
Fossey Guevarah 6 November 2015
54.
Rikki L 3 November 2015
55.
Meghan W 3 November 2015
56.
Victoria G 2 November 2015

"Long live Sea Monkeys Country Canada"

57.
Malery L 1 November 2015

"I'M ACTUALLY A GUY!!! THAT'S WHY ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS STAY SATISFIED!!! Country canada"

58.
Jesi Carter 31 October 2015

"В Country us"

59.
Malery L 31 October 2015

"Tonja darling, I know you need me just as I need you. It really wasn't any big deal that I licked Alexandra's pusssy. I'd do that for you too. In fact I'd do that for anyone, cause I'm a skanky slut. And to that other BI7CH pretending to be me. I AM NOT S"

60.
Tonja R 30 October 2015

"That's nothing Alexandra. She actually chews it up and swallows it! ICK! Country Canada"

61.
Claire S 26 October 2015
62.
Rossio G 13 October 2015

"If everybody will love animals I am sure that no more war on the earth will happen, Dead to those who use animals to make bussines, stupids! Country Thailand"

63.
L Jh 10 October 2015
64.
Chelsey B 9 October 2015
65.
Cheryl Y 8 October 2015
66.
Little J 7 October 2015

"Mommy, what's a "pink snapper?" Country USA"

67.
Alyssa C 7 October 2015
68.
Clare M 7 October 2015
69.
Murdoc Grant 30 September 2015

"Free Willy and Sea Monkeys! Country U.S."

70.
Victor M 29 September 2015
71.
Suck Myb 26 September 2015

"Sea monkeys are toys and fish food and you suck my hairy balls Country USA BIATCH"

72.
Holly M 25 September 2015

"A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy! Country UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - CALIFORNIA - SUNNYVALE"

73.
Tom M 24 September 2015

"I agree. Sea monkeys are sentient creatures. They also make wonderful lovers. Country USA"

74.
Sister Marymargaretm 18 September 2015

"Oh, no menses then? I see. Country canada"

75.
Malery L 15 September 2015

"It's been nearly five years... oh wait it has already BEEN five years since you guys started slandering my good name. This is so hilarious, words cannot describe laughter that goes on with me. SO IN THE END I WILL FUKK YOU ALL!!! OH, AND HAVE A NICE FUKKI"

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