A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"I like the idea of the Ocean Zoo series of toys, but these pens and watches are just torture for those poor monkeys. Please don't sell them. Country UK"
"I'M ACTUALLY A GUY!!! THAT'S WHY MALERY CAN SATISFY ME SO EASILY!!! Country usa"
"I didnt know they had Sea Monkey Pens. Justy wants one now. Country US of A"
"...You are one messed up little b!tch-whoore, Malery Little. I have nothing more to say to you. Country Canada"
"Oh, I've stuffed a whole alien planet in there, as well as a few cute cuddly kittens as well as some oceanic creatures that were previously undiscovered. They're all being broken down into their simple chemical compounds as I type this. Just wish I could "
"I SAID SHUT THE F@CK UP!! YA STUPID B!TCHES!! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME YA FREAKS!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!! Country canada"
"Mark Atkins2 can EAT SH!T AND DIE. I'll shove sea monkies up my kunt if I want to. There's nothing immature about that! Hey Mark, try letting the squiggly little things in your butthole. You might like it! Country canada"
"Get a life Country Sea Monkeys, whats next?"
"Please, Malery, everyone knows you're a huge whoore at school. And besides, I just like bashing you. I mean, if you couldn't pick that one up from my last comment, then you're not as smart as you like to think... b!tch. Country canada"
"Save the sea-monkeys! Country New Zealand"
"That's why you like my snatch, Tonja. Sea food! Country canada"
"All living creatures should be respected. Country United States"
"aniimal of any kind should not be made in to toys Country USA"
"Hanibal, you ARE my toy. Now get back to fukking my bio-hazardous, sea-monkey-infested twat!! Hanibal and Tonja make a great team with me as their master. Country canada"
"If I play "spank the monkey" while swimming in the ocean, I'm I spanking "sea monkeys"? Just curious. Country Canada"
"David, no one wants to hear from you anyway, so just fukking go suck a dog like you usually do at those gayclubs you frequent so much. Fukkin' @sshole!! Country canada"
