A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"Please use your products to promote compassion and respect! Country UK"
"Sorry, Tonja and Alexandra... what we did... back then... I... was only experimenting... I'm sorry. AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET YOU DUMB B!TCHES... F@CK! Anyway don't every talk to me again. Country canada"
"malery little you should respect your body.You may have different sexual needs than other people but don't broadcast it on the internet like this.Little kids see this site and it's a bad influence on them.I know your going to turn around with a comback ab"
"Yes, actually I did see the ungly thing. It was at the New Years party. Malery had passed out from too much booze and drugs. I lifted her skirt to see where all the flies were coming from. God, what a gruesome gash! Ugly doesn't do it justice. Country can"
"Be fair to all living creatures Country United kingdom"
"Malery, I'm normally tolerant of your numerous perversions, but that bit about masturbating with a Sea Monkey Smoothe Popsicle was absolutely disgusting. The thought of it makes me want to puke. I sure hope you don't put them back in the freezer where som"
"Dana, I think you misunderstood. The point was that every time someone says something nasty about me, GOD kills a kitten. I'm not sure why. It's probably yet another form of Old Testament justice. Country canada"
"hi Country united states"
"Doesn't say much about "class" with you, now doesn't it Dave. Country canada"
"Someone threw a stink-bomb at the back of my head and smelled bad, and I puked all over the place and on everyone, near me. HEEEHEEEHEEE Country canada"
"I LOVE SEA MONKEYS - THEY'RE MY FRIENDS Country USA"
"ummmm...sea monkeys? Country united states"
"i love sea monkeys but its not right to scare them Country uk"
"Okay... for the last time, I'm an innocent being. No, I am not a prostitute, I am not into skat, and I don't treat people with the utmost disrespect. In fact, I'm a gentle person. People just like talking crap about me for some reason, even those who don'"
"I like to eat poo. Country canada"
"Comment: Geneva sux Country okaaay guys"
"SEA MONKEYS ROCK! they deserve a life! Country Czechloslovakia"
