A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »

1,000 signatures Goal: 5,000
All Signatures (1,000 total)
226.
Andrew R 22 August 2014

"true, animals should not be sold as toys. Country North America"

227.
Malery L 18 August 2014

"I'M THE REAL MALERY LITTLE!! ALL YOU OTHERS ARE JUST SONS OF B!TCHES THAT SHOULD BE DRUG OUT ONTO THE F@CKIN' STREET AND SHOT LIKE THE PIGS THAT YOU ARE!!! Country P.S. STOP USIN' MY MUTHERF#CKIN' NAME, SON!"

228.
Jenny S 17 August 2014
229.
Daniela Kirby 10 August 2014
230.
Malery L 4 August 2014

"Okay... alright... I give up. I do not hate you guys, but I do hate the the you've made about me. I for one am sorry for all the things I've said back there. I also forgive you guys for what you've said about me. Now let's all gather round for a big grou"

231.
Tonja R 3 August 2014

"Ooooh, Malery. Uhhh-uh-ooooh-uhh, uhh, uhhhh-ohhh. Yeahhh-Yeahhhsssuhhh, hahrder, harder, uhhh-yeahhhhh. Country canada"

232.
Ginger H 2 August 2014
233.
Laura Andersen 1 August 2014

"Save the sea going monkeys! Country New Zealand"

234.
Chelsey Stark 28 July 2014

"Oh god this brings a whole new name to animal abuse this is just sad please stop torturing the smaller creatures.:\ Country Canada"

235.
Eric C 24 July 2014

"What about Sea People? Country The best country in the world...Uganda."

236.
Lila Cannon 18 July 2014
237.
Malery L 17 July 2014

"That's right stuart. You can also make popsicles out of the sea monkey smoothie mix. I made one shaped like a big dildo and shoved it up my kunt. Country canada"

238.
Mark A 15 July 2014

"whoever that malery person is I think they should grow up and stop being so immature Country uk"

239.
Malery Littlesd 12 July 2014

"I think I've determined that the stench coming from Malery's hole is from a dead fetus that she's been carrying around inside her for many years. This seems tohave started with a botched abortion at Sister Mary Margret Menses back alley clinic. Unfortunat"

240.
Joel J 12 July 2014
241.
Some G 7 July 2014

"All your sea monkeys are belong to me Country ha-ha-ha"

242.
Dee Madden 29 June 2014
243.
Malery L 27 June 2014

"Sea Monkey's are good, not Jason Priestley good, but good all the same. Country Canada"

244.
Super M 19 June 2014

"Mama mia, that Malery is horny. MAMA MIA! Country usa"

245.
Gabriela M 18 June 2014
246.
Kelly 15 June 2014

"It is an animal! Country Australia"

247.
Gabriela M 13 June 2014

"I hear Malery Little is a scat eating skank. Hey Malery, are you still a virgin? LOL Country canada"

248.
Cara Harper 12 June 2014

"FU Country Canada"

249.
Chairman Ofp 11 June 2014

"I used to use my belly button to horde 10,000 seamonkeys in it to keep them safe from children... but then the maggots ate them all. Country USA"

250.
James Mn 4 June 2014

"Viva La Evolution, Viva La Green Party! reality Country USA"

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