A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"true, animals should not be sold as toys. Country North America"
"I'M THE REAL MALERY LITTLE!! ALL YOU OTHERS ARE JUST SONS OF B!TCHES THAT SHOULD BE DRUG OUT ONTO THE F@CKIN' STREET AND SHOT LIKE THE PIGS THAT YOU ARE!!! Country P.S. STOP USIN' MY MUTHERF#CKIN' NAME, SON!"
"Okay... alright... I give up. I do not hate you guys, but I do hate the the you've made about me. I for one am sorry for all the things I've said back there. I also forgive you guys for what you've said about me. Now let's all gather round for a big grou"
"Ooooh, Malery. Uhhh-uh-ooooh-uhh, uhh, uhhhh-ohhh. Yeahhh-Yeahhhsssuhhh, hahrder, harder, uhhh-yeahhhhh. Country canada"
"Save the sea going monkeys! Country New Zealand"
"Oh god this brings a whole new name to animal abuse this is just sad please stop torturing the smaller creatures.:\ Country Canada"
"What about Sea People? Country The best country in the world...Uganda."
"That's right stuart. You can also make popsicles out of the sea monkey smoothie mix. I made one shaped like a big dildo and shoved it up my kunt. Country canada"
"whoever that malery person is I think they should grow up and stop being so immature Country uk"
"I think I've determined that the stench coming from Malery's hole is from a dead fetus that she's been carrying around inside her for many years. This seems tohave started with a botched abortion at Sister Mary Margret Menses back alley clinic. Unfortunat"
"All your sea monkeys are belong to me Country ha-ha-ha"
"Sea Monkey's are good, not Jason Priestley good, but good all the same. Country Canada"
"Mama mia, that Malery is horny. MAMA MIA! Country usa"
"It is an animal! Country Australia"
"I hear Malery Little is a scat eating skank. Hey Malery, are you still a virgin? LOL Country canada"
"FU Country Canada"
"I used to use my belly button to horde 10,000 seamonkeys in it to keep them safe from children... but then the maggots ate them all. Country USA"
"Viva La Evolution, Viva La Green Party! reality Country USA"