A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"HA HA, I fooled you all. I'm not really a malcontent skanky kunt, I'm a SEA MONKEY! Country USA"
"Comment: Aaron Pierce sux Country okaaay guys"
"Alexandra, your're on! I'd love to do you again. I'm having a great time tonight. I'm diddling my butthole and licking the poop off my fingers, which is making me all wet. Country canada"
"So Malery, how much "class" does it take to have someone take a crap in your mouth? Country South Park"
"oklahoma sucks Country USA"
"No living creature no matter how small should need to endure any non natural activity or envirnment for the sake and satisfaction of another species. Country England"
"Malery, I can't believe your kunt still smells so bad after 7 years. I hope someday they'll find a cure. Country USA"
"Respect life always. Country USA"
"Oh, and I forgot to mention that you can also use the pump to enlarge your nipples. On occasion I've also used it to engorge my hemorrhoids to an enormous size. Why would anyone want to do this? Well, let's just say that I'm a really sick freak. Country c"
"No, you idiot! I didn't "feed them to my cat," I stuffed them in my p.ussy. Country canada"
"So nice of all of you to join me again. Who wants to be the first to go down on my skankhole(tm)? I want someone to drink a gallon of Sea Monkey water. It will give you the squirts and then you can crap in my face. Country canada"
"I whole- heartedly agree Country USA"
"I would like to see those people's children being tortured by giants. Country US"
"Blecchhh!!!! C-Monkey arrived today...Smeared many on heap of camel dung....hmmm not bad...taste better than muslims and easier to clean too!!! All eat C-Monekys very nice fruit!! Country Hell"
"I'm very sexual with you Country uk"
"I mean, save the sea monkies or else I'll use my telekinesis on you people. Country USA"
"Hi im james i love sea monkeys i agree with malery little i shove them up my arse crack like she shoves them up her skanky kunt Country gayville usa"
"Sea - monkeys rule but mine died at a few weeks old. Country UK"
