A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »

1,000 signatures Goal: 5,000
All Signatures (1,000 total)
351.
Sara Ep 29 August 2013

"We should respect all living things, not exploit them just to make money. Country U.S.A."

352.
Malery L 29 August 2013

"Nina, I'd like to eat your poop. Country canada"

353.
Juclen Sosa 27 August 2013
354.
Mylene L 22 August 2013
355.
Ouedec C 22 August 2013
356.
Nolan P 19 August 2013

"В Country U.S.A."

357.
Sister Marymargaretm 13 August 2013

""... never have I SAW such stupidity"? That's "SEEN such stupidity, stupid. Malery Little, YOU are ho-rifically insane. You should pray for Baby Jesus to deliver you from the obsession to squirt sea monkey water up your butt. Country canada"

358.
Robyn Lauraw 9 August 2013

"I think cruelty to sea monkeys is absolutely terrible. Country England."

359.
Sydney Travis 9 August 2013

"Yeah, I agree. I mean, they don't have to take the little guys off the market, but just making their living spaces a little more humane would make a huge difference. :] Country US"

360.
Mr H 9 August 2013

"David Hill, welcome to the Malery Little has a biohazardous kunt petition. Didn't you mean to say that Malery had a taste of YOU? As I recall she was begging you to take a big dump in her mouth and you finally gave in. Country Colostomy, UT"

361.
Josh C 8 August 2013

"В Country USA"

362.
Allen Lk 2 August 2013

"В Country USA"

363.
Malery L 2 August 2013

"I told you not to sign this petition with my name... B!TCH! GAWD would everyone stop using my name, PLEASE. Cheezin' rice. Country canada"

364.
Marisa H 1 August 2013
365.
Cynthia B 29 July 2013
366.
Malery L 29 July 2013

"I don't have the name, "little" for nothing ya know... it means I like little things up the arse like sea monkies!!! Country canada"

367.
Desiree Villanueva 29 July 2013
368.
George Wb 26 July 2013

"OK, I accidently missed the toilet and cranked out a "dukie" into Jenna's seamonkey tank. Are they safe? Should I get Karl Rove to fish out the poo, or should he remove each seamonkey? Remember to vote for my brother Jeb in 2008, and to all those idiots i"

369.
Mark A 24 July 2013

"I agree, keeping sea-monkeys in small water tight containers is cruel and unfair as they are living beings, I own sea-monkeys and will only ever keep them in aquariums big enough for them move around freely. Country England"

370.
Grace M 23 July 2013

"These are living creatures not toys!!!! Country US"

371.
Nancy Q 18 July 2013
372.
Malery L 15 July 2013

"(singing) Jesus loves me this I know, his big boner tells me so! Country canada"

373.
Krystal P 13 July 2013
374.
Jamie H 5 July 2013
375.
James W 3 July 2013

"What I meant was respect them - like I do my my hos. Country PimpTown"

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