A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"We should respect all living things, not exploit them just to make money. Country U.S.A."
"Nina, I'd like to eat your poop. Country canada"
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""... never have I SAW such stupidity"? That's "SEEN such stupidity, stupid. Malery Little, YOU are ho-rifically insane. You should pray for Baby Jesus to deliver you from the obsession to squirt sea monkey water up your butt. Country canada"
"I think cruelty to sea monkeys is absolutely terrible. Country England."
"Yeah, I agree. I mean, they don't have to take the little guys off the market, but just making their living spaces a little more humane would make a huge difference. :] Country US"
"David Hill, welcome to the Malery Little has a biohazardous kunt petition. Didn't you mean to say that Malery had a taste of YOU? As I recall she was begging you to take a big dump in her mouth and you finally gave in. Country Colostomy, UT"
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"I told you not to sign this petition with my name... B!TCH! GAWD would everyone stop using my name, PLEASE. Cheezin' rice. Country canada"
"I don't have the name, "little" for nothing ya know... it means I like little things up the arse like sea monkies!!! Country canada"
"OK, I accidently missed the toilet and cranked out a "dukie" into Jenna's seamonkey tank. Are they safe? Should I get Karl Rove to fish out the poo, or should he remove each seamonkey? Remember to vote for my brother Jeb in 2008, and to all those idiots i"
"I agree, keeping sea-monkeys in small water tight containers is cruel and unfair as they are living beings, I own sea-monkeys and will only ever keep them in aquariums big enough for them move around freely. Country England"
"These are living creatures not toys!!!! Country US"
"(singing) Jesus loves me this I know, his big boner tells me so! Country canada"
"What I meant was respect them - like I do my my hos. Country PimpTown"