A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

"I'm very sexual with Malery Little. Country USA"

"Someone threw a stinkbomb at the back of my head and I sniffed it and then I puked. Country canada"

"Seamonkeys are alive, treat them as such, they aren't just moving glitter in a bowl Country USA"

"i once made sea monkeys and triops fight the monkey prevailed and since that day forth i have tried my best to fight for their rights Country england"

"Oh for cryin' out loud. What a stupid sappy apology. I for one will not forgive this b!tch. Besides she spelled apology wrong anyway.. heh heh ya dumb f@ck. Country USA"

"I heard that Malery Little sucked cum out of David Hill's ass with a straw! Country Buttplug, UT"

"I was once trying to f*ck a gorrilla in the @$$ when I realized i was out of lube and the closest thing to me was the sea monkey jar that he kept as pets. I used it and just so u know, SEA MONKEYS MAKE GREAT LUBE! Country Israel"

"Well Malery, at least we're not anal cum-sucking monkey-fukking yeast-infected skank-holed sea monkey bondage enema queens like you. Country Butthole, UT"

"1001 1110 0001 0110 0011 1111 1001 0010 1101 1011. Country Insaneta"

"(3 Country united states"

"whoever malery is you are really abusing this webspace and you shouldn't disrespect yourself on here the way you do.you can get mad and say more nasty things if you whant to but i will just continue to feel sorry for you. Country california"

"I think we are a little bit of an extremist, eh? Because I myself am all for the ethical treatment of animals, I am a vegeterian and I have even considered veganism. But when you stray to say that sea-monkeys should not be pets well, thats going a bit far"

"Hmm...looks like I have some competition here. Country canada"

"In my country we are so poor that a cold Sea Monkey broth is like a seven course luxury meal. Country Lower Slobovia"

"Few things excite me like a fresh bowel movement...In my mouth! Country canada"

"I AGREE TOTALLY! Country USA"

"I see, another person testing my patience,... you know what, I give up trying to talk some sense into you people's thick skulls. I F*CKING hate you guys for signing the petition as a sea monkey. I said once and I'll say it again: "SEA MONKEYS CANNOT READ "