A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"Hey guys, is this petition about Sea Monkeys or about Malery Little eating poop. I'm confused! Country South Park"
"Malery, I need you'll fish for a while so that Donna and me can have a threesome with style! Country none of your business"
"Oh no, I've got another glob of disgusting stuff growing in my YeastHole(tm) Country canada"
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"You two are a couple of jealous little b-itches. Bow down and worship me and I'll let you smell my finger. Country canada"
"I've had a lot of trouble with my name... Country UK"
"I once had a bad case of crabs and i had to shave my twat. Did that make me cruel to the pubic lice? Am I going to hell??! *malory little u rock* Country Israel"
"PISS OFF YOU MOTHER F@CKERS, QUIT TALKING ABOUT ME OR ELSE. SO STOP IT YA F@CKING B!TCHES!!!! Country canada"
"Isn't it amazing that no one would ever dream of placing a cat or a dog in a contained space that would eventually end up killing them, but that Sea-Monkeys are fair game and considered to be unimportant because they are small and cannot convey their pain"
"This is cruelty!!! Country Singapore"
"Sea monkeys are living organisms too, I think they should be treated with the same respect cats or dogs or even gerbils get. Country USA"
"I'm ready for my Sea-Monkey and jizz facial now. Country canada"
"Sea monkey product designers have designed their products to kill the brine shrimp for the entertainment of young children. Country U.S.A"
"Me and my uncle believe the same thing as you do. Country United States Of America"
"I must have gotten a batch of Howler Sea Monkeys. Why? Cause my Howler Sea Monkeys like to screech and throw poop against the wall! Country Scotland"
"All living creatures are just that, they are LIVING! Please stop this cruelty! Country USA"
"er - I meant to say I believe dick pumps should be provided. Country england manchester"
