A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

"love em Country england"

"The thing is, sister Mary Margaret Menses, I don't have titties, I have pecs, and I'm not at all a girl, just a wannabe girl. Tee hee! They don't call me MALEry Little for nothing ya know. Country canada"

"Yeah, so like, Malery liked, kept giving free head on the street? So she didn't, like, make much money? She's more of a wh0re than me. Our pimp, Garfield, smacked her around a lot, but she just kept it loose. I hated working with her, her constant stench "

"I don't like the way Malery keeps shoving things into my mouth, it's really giving me the most putrid smelling breath. I barf everytime I open my mouth, I can no longer keep things in. I puked up so many creatures it's not even funny, I am through with su"

"sea monkeys are enormous fun! Country England"

"I made a poopy in my pants Country Canada"

"i love seamonkeys Country canada"

"Stop making any toy sets with living creatures. I'm also opposing to the TOMY Japan and MARUKAN company which capsulate and are selling live land hermit crabs. Don't consume animals' lives to sell your products. Country USA"

"I've not gone insane, there, Tommy boy. Someone else most be signing the petition with my name. AND NO, I HAVEN'T APOLOGIZED... WHO THE F@CK IS SIGNING WITH my... MY NAME. SH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!T I'M ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!! F@CK!!!! THAT PERSON'S LUCKY I'M NOT OV"

"What's wrong with you people. I thought this petition had evolved into a discussion of Malery Little's smelly kunt. Here you are talking about those stupid brine shimp again. Let's all get back on track. Please complete the following sentence: MALERY LITT"

"Erin Cooke should know, she rode that thing all night baybay! She writhed and screamed in ecstacy as I released tiny sea monkeys of my own inside her tight @ss! Country canada"

"OK, Malery I'll FUKK OFF if you'll apologize for the mean things you said about David Hill. Country South Park"

"Alexandra, you could do the sea monkey enema, then let Malery Little drink it when it comes out. She's such a skanky kunt I'm sure she'd really like that. HEY MALERY, YOU SUCK! EVEN JESUS HATES YOU! Country USA"

"i love my see monkeys i treat them like you would treat any pet with love and affection Country england"

"I used to hav a see munkey but it died.now i dont like them Country I am 5"

"i have friends who are sea monkeys and i am very upset to hear that they are being mistreated. if you shake their containers the poor little things get headaches, so the only way to solve their throbbing head problems is to mix neurofen into their water. "

"My putrid KuntSlime makes an excellent dipping sauce. Country canada"

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"Aunt Jemima, you could also go for a new flavor of syrup based on Malry's juices. Try something along the theme of maggot-infested decaying flesh. Country USA"

"It seems you guys are still slandering my good name heh heh heh. You guys have nothing better to do than to do that? How stupid and simple minded you all must be... D@MN B!TCHES! Country you already know, ya fukkers"