A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"Ah keeps a Sea-Monkey tank in mah office so's ah kin go a'huntin' fer Sea-Monkey's an kill em when ah isn't busy presidentin' an stuff. Country U.S.A!"
"I FUKKED MALERY LAST NIGHT!!! WITH A STRAP-ON!!! Country Austalia"
"Info about my lively wide open legs should be on every page of my disgusting twat. Country canada"
"...that's my new nickname - Malery Little Country canada"
"Sea-Monkeys should be treated fairly! Country USA"
"I just want to know, something, why hasn't Dan P joined me in bed last night? Country canada"
"100% Country U.S.A."
"Pat, why are you being so cruel to me. I would never drink a sea monkey enema. I did love it though when you pissed in my mouth. Let's do it again some time. Country USA"
"All life is sacred Country USA"
"Malery always used to gnaw on smonkies I used in my douches. I watched her attentively as she did so. Country USA"
"holy crap i only have one thing to say, smoke you twat hippies you can sux my cock!!!1!! Country Niger"
"В Country United States"
"Her smelly snatch gives me more ideas for a new flavor of pancake mix. I'll call it anchovi bliss... or how about death by anchovis? Country canada"
"During my childhood I responsibly kept SeaMonkeys for many years and have fond childhood memories of them and the talks I gave at school about them. However, I was a responsible kind of kid, aerating water regularly and making sure not to overfeed. I thin"
