A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"I like to play with Malery Little's sea monkey. Country Canada"
"I'm a little smonkey slutt with a huge @ss butt!!! Afterall, I'm the whole smonkey species' #1 fan. I love flooding my large butt with smonkey water. The feeling is just... ugh! I love it! Country canada"
"I see... you guys are DISGUSTING!!! Country canada"
"theyre damn ugly but they shouldnt die Country England"
"I tuck the little critters in the folds of my gigantic kunt for safekeeping! Country canada"
"u ppl r so freakin gay omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Country somewhere in nowhere"
"Let's all cut Malery some slack. It seems that Sea Monkey Enema did her some good. Maybe she's no longer so full of SH1T. Country USA"
"i had them and i trated them as pets!! Country usa"
"Malery Little shouldn't abuse her sex partners by making them endure the stench of her giant love canyon. Country canada"
"how can you say a thing like like jo , i think i will put you in a tank so you can breath !! Country england"
"Hey, I resent that last comment. Country Canada"
"What are you muggles getting at? Country England"
"I HAD SEX WITH LEIGH-CHANTELLE YOU B@STARDS! Country canada"
"I signed the "I fukked Malery Little in the ass" petition. Let's all support this. We need a Canadian holiday in her honor. Honoring her "good name" that is - kind of an All Sluts Day. Country In a galaxy far away"
"sea monkeys are living things, c'mon the seamonkeys, respect!!! They will take over the world and we will then all be at their mercy - how would you like to be abused by them? Country uk"
"Annie, what the hell does that have to do with the tightness or odor of my twat? Country canada"
"I actually survived Malery's cu-nt. Country canada"
