A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

"I'm going to buy a quart of vanilla ice cream and go home and make some Baskin Robbins Diarrhea Swirl. Country canada"

"I once tried to lick my own Twat just to see if it tasted like seamonkeys, but my tounge fell off. Country Canada"

"Don't worry about it Jamie, If they can live in my biohazardous kunt they can live anywhere. Country canada"

"i would like to put the director in a glass bottle Country Malta"

"I had no idea til now that sea monkeys were alive. Fortunately, I never *owned* any. Its a shame what humans these days thinks is acceptible. Country USA"

"We are only animals, at the core of it all we're just the same as these Sea Monkeys. Country Canada"

"Kill them all!!! I fu*kin hate these rank little things. I used to have some but then I poured them down the sink because they were f*ckin manky!! Ha, ha - that taught them a lesson they wouldn't forget in a hurry - what's that you say? Such an undevelope"

""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's ke"

"Viva Seamonkeys! Country UK"

"They do so come with dick pumps, nick. I use mine a lot. Especially if I have guests coming over. Mainly, Tonja and Alexandra. We always get together these days and share a sea monkey douche and a ride on the pump. Country canada"

"agree emphasis should be on caring and not playing Country England"

"Sea Monkeys make a great soup base for my Cajun Lobster Bisque. And no, they dont scream when i pour them into boiling water! Country Cajunville"

"Who is Malry? Country canada"

"In #3750 Malery says she'll pray for all of you. I find this puzzling. She was very nasty even as a child. Once during a Christmas pageant she stuffed the baby Jesus doll deep in her kunt. She said she just wanted to make the birth scene more realistic. N"