A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"R.L., when I think of you feeling sorry for you it makes my kunt hurt. Then again maybe this is just from masturbating with a baseball bat. Country canada"
"SAVE THOSE SEA MONKEYS!! Country USA"
"sea monkeys are a joke, they are shrimp let them die Country us"
"stop abusing animals! Country The Netherlands"
"info about the living conditions of sea monkeys should be on every manufacturers page. Country England"
"I just started with sea-monkeys...even without having them, I still feel sick to see people treat them so poorly! These small, defensless animals need OUR help to keep them alive! Country Canada"
"LIKE, OH-MY-GOD, RACHELLE, LEARN HOW TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR WHEN TYPING. YOU D@MNED B!TCH!!! Country canada"
"I read all of the signatures on this petition and to make matters worse, my computer screwed up and I had to get it repaired! But everything is back to normal in my life... as for Malery Little's... I have no clue, her life is full sea monkey enemas and d"
"I feel that Malery should just do hand stands to keep that zuccini in there. That's what I do, anyway... Country canadia"
"Its not right all these shops have got them and are selling them and most kids dont care about em and think they'll never die and then they die. it would be different if it was a dog wouldnt it STOP SELLING THEM IN PLACES WHERE IT CAN BE CLASSED AS A TOY!"
"I support this petition 100\%. Sea monkeys need to be respectfully treated. My daughter Malery learned the hard way. She got a kunt infection from stuffing the poor little things up her stinky gash. Country canada"
"Well Anthony, the box they come in certainly doesn't look (or smell) anything like mine. Regarding the King and Queen, I'd like to point out again that I am the Queen of Skank (you CAN tell that from my box). Country canada"
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"My kunt smells like a sewer. Country canada"
"OK Malery, point taken. Since you can "dish it out" I guess we don't owe YOU an apology either. Well, I'll take your advice. I'm off to "suck a dick." I'll leave you to go play with your stink-hole or eat some scat. Country Analingus, UT"
"I'M SUCH A B*&%$! but please save the sea monkeys Country Canada"
"В Country USA"
"I have sea monkeys as pets but don't like the idea of putting them into a little capsule. Country USA"
"ROFL! I think you meant to say "Malery's stink hole" - - Plug it up, plug it up... Country canada"
"These people seriously signing this petition in agreement with the "original" purpose make me want to puke. What about the REVISED purpose of the petition - that is to warn the public about the unbearable stench wifting up from my crotch? Sniff it and wee"
