A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

"A primate like Brittany Hewitt should get her dumb ass to an English class. And while you're at it Brittany, check out Science as well and find out what a primate is. Country HomeSchool, UT"

"I'll I do is smile at my job when people yell at me. Country New Zealand"

"Sea Monkey products should be furnished with an air supply and adequate living space. This means that Sea Monkey Watches should be as big as my head. Oh, and also it should be illegal for me to stuff them in my kunt. Country canada"

"what the flock is going on Country u k"

"this is just ridicoulous what you are letting people do to these cute little things. Country USA"

"Amy B., I not only rock, I suck, I lick - I do it all. Country canada"

"I plan to encapsulate my crab lice and sell them as toys. If you don't like it you can go EAT SH!T (like I do). Country canada"

"Malery Little was always a pleasant student. She wasn't the brightest, but still very kind (if you know what I mean.) That girl had some skills, she nearly gave me a heart attack in the teacher's lounge. But then she revealed to me, the darkest, most hide"

"Nina, Malery are just signing this petition for a "buzz" and that's all, they're just weird like 2511. Country canada"

"NOW THERE'S SOMEONE SAYING THAT I'M A GUY!? WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND SLANDER!!?? I'M 100% FEMALE, MAN!!! I USE THE TOILET, NOT THE URINALS!!! I HAVE A KUNT, NOT A FUKKING DI#@!!! Country canada, ya bunch o' B!TCHES!!!"

"Sea Monkeys, no, I do not believe they are Kosher! Country Israel"

"I was sucking some cock last night for a quarter and it fell off because I'm so nasty. Country Canada"

"Oh My God!!! They Actually Put Those Poor Things In There!!1 That is EVIL!!!! MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS. *runs out of the room with an arsenal of weapons and a map of the Sea-Monkey Torture Society HQ* Country America"