A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"EWW, GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU UGLY GUY MALERY!! Country usa"
"SAVE THE SEA-MONKEYS!!!! Country Australia"
"My mother is a skanky ho. She has no room to talk. She's the one who gave me my first poop milkshake, and her twat smells worse than mine. Country canada"
"I love it when Malery does that to me. It feels so good... mmm... ooh... Country canada"
"Please, tried, to be in a clock for all your existence!! Are living beings IS ONE SHAME!!!! Country ITALY"
"It is crude and unexplainable Country England"
"I hate you dan, I never liked you. Cause you're such a b!tch. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you! Country canada"
"Malery, I heard you put salt water in your YeastHole to nourish your sea monkeys and ended up aborting your fetus. MURDERER! Country america"
"Next time don't stand downwind while my kunt lips are flapping in the breeze, Lavinia! Country canada"
"I agree. I love all animals and have some sea-monkeys myself. They are kept in a tank complete with air-pump. IF YOU ARE AN ANIMAL LOVER THEN PLEASE SIGN THE 'STOP THE BONSAI KITTEN CRUELTY' PETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Country Australia"
"Not much, and again, you guys just keep on slandering my good name. How dare you. SO FUKK OFF ALL OF YOU!!! Country canada"
"I'm so hard for you, tonja... gimme some of that good, good, lovin'. I really need some of your good, good, lovin'. Country canada"
"please, please, don't be mean to the poor sea monkeys! Country USA"
"Drinking sea monkey water makes my poop all runny which makes it more like a beverage than a food. Country canada"
"in a dream last night, the king of sea monkeys told me i HAD TO sign this peti Country scotland/alba"
"No Josh, it's not a joke. Just squirt some of these little critters up your ass and see how good they feel sqiggling around in your bunghole. Mmmm Mummm good! Country canada"
"I know a girl who had them in a watch. They died after 1 day. I mean , think about it. They are in a tiny space with nothing but each other, they get shaken around all day and they get fried by the sun and body heat. Of course they're going to die! beside"
"В Country USA"
"Mallery Little dumped me and left me for a Sea Monkey enema! Country Canada"
"RESPECT to the poor sea monkeys Country UK"
"Malery doesn't need to apologize, because she's a walkin, talkin trashbag. And everyone knows it. Country canada"
