A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

"Sea Monkeys are sweet!! Country United States"

"HA! You're so pathetic. I love patronizing you. Let's see how much you lack... hmm... class, personality, cleanliness, beauty, intelligence and talent (oh I'm sorry, I forgot, you can probably fit a lot of sh!t in that bio-hazardous twat of yours) Country"

"Me and the missus like to pour dead sea monkey water on our little potato seedlings. It sure makes a great fertilizer! Country The Potato Patch"

"Oh, c'mon Dan, you know you want me. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! Country canada"

"i love sea monkeys and i think they make great pets... but they're not made of plastic, they're organic and deserve to be cared for resposibly Country England"

"I love slandering Malery's "good" name. Here's some more material for you, Malery: You, like that horn-dog David Hill, simply love taking it up the ass and in other entrances from not only sea monkeys but regular monkeys, and chimps. That's pretty disgust"

"I want Malery Little to give me a sea monkey enema! Country TwatSnot, Alaska"

"I loove and adore Malery Little. I want to her into my sea bed. I could almost taste her now. Country uk"

"The Sea Monkey is alive Respect it Country USA"

"I TOTALLY agree - these pens, watches etc are SHOCKING! Country England"

"My jizz tastes like sea monkeys Country Israel"

"Malery, I made a poop milkshake just for you. Country USA"

"Get your tongue out of my pooter, Kristen. Country canada"

"You're right, Annie, not EVERYTHING revolves around Malery Littles twat, but it DOES seem to be the center of the universe for a large number of flies. Country USA"

"i like see monkeys. they taste good Country United States"

"I'm pretty sure this petitions a message board for malery little aka toxikunt, now. I have no idea how it started, but that's what it's come down to now... malery was my girlfriend and so was tonja royce... now they both are way too stinky for me... pheww"