A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

"STOP USING MY NAME MOTHERF@CKERS OR I'LL BITE YOUR D1CK OFF! Country USA"

"free them Country wherever"

"want a really important petition to sign hartz is killing cats http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?hartz Country wa"

"I use sea monkies as garnish on my pizza. Country canada"

"Last night I masturbated with a large zucchini. Unfortunately it kept slipping out. Country canada"

"I have read the A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy! Petition to All designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products, and I hereby sign the petition: Malery Little! Country America, Land of the Free and Home of the Brave!"

"В Country canada"

"Sea-Monkeys need a bubble maker in each pack!! Parents may not buy kids the air pump - mine didn't!! Country United States of America"

"Sea-Monkeys are living creatures, and we as owners should do all we can to make their lives healthy and happy. Country England"

"Actually, Malery #2119, is not me. I really do hope for forgiveness from those I have offended. I am sorry, too, at the way I acted. Country canada"

"Malery your so-called "love canyon" is reallly a putrid stench pit. I will conceded though that "canyon" is probably appropriate given it's size. Does anyone know how what she put up there to stretch it to sucnh proportions? Country canada"

"Malery, I thought "Little" was in reference to your micro-titties. Country canada"

"I'm a video game for the SNES and I say, SAVE THE SMONKIES IMMEDIATELY, or else they'll corrupt and you'll have to start from the begging and work your way up all over again... Country suteki da ne"

"i bought sum monkies 2day an they're borin 2 start wi but their definitly shud b a water pump, still don't stop the sellin of them kidz like me won't b able 2 av fun watchin them grow, still stop sellin the keyrings an necklaces thats cruel Country wunt u"