A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"That's ridiculous Samantha. Sea Monkeys and humans have very little in common genetically. That's like expecting everyone's snatch to smell as randid as mine. Country canada"
"Oh THERE are Malery dear. I've wanted someone to scratch my itch for me and only you can do it, baby. Country P.S. I'll be waiting for you in Moscow lovely."
"I'm going to buy more sea monkeys and buy them a bigger aquarium. Then I will flush them down the toilet because I'm SUCH A B*&%$! Country *&^%$"
"Hey @ssholes, every time you slander my good name God kills a sea monkey. Country canada"
"Malery loves you Country canada"
"Sea Monkeys :-( Country Canada"
"Sea-monkeys feel same as you Country Austria"
"i agree Country england"
"hi Country Venesula"
"How would you like to live in a keychain? Country Malta"
"I AM MALERY LITTLE. ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS, STUPID, IDIOTS GET IT?! STUPID F@CKS WHO DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP TYPING ON THIS PETITION!!!! SO EVERYONE, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP USING MY NAME ON THIS PETITION!!! please... Country you already know where t"
"This is the REAL Malery Little. I did not let Leigh-Chantelle fuk me with a strap-on. I let her sit on my face and squirt Sea Monkey Enema Juice in my mouth from her butt. Country canada"
"Responsibilities noted Country Singapore"
"I think thay should include air pumps in all sets. Country U.S.A."
"LEAVE THEM ALONE! Country u.k."
"Malery, I'm glad you're still with us. There was a rumor going around that you'd suffocated on your own KUNT-STENCH. Country USA"
"ok no need to be sarcastic!!all i was asking was that you grew up a little!not be a sarcastic beotch!sorry for my language but you need to grow up a little!!!! Country california"
"sea monkeys are not toys Country Greece"