A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"James Watkin says "If you are going to make money from them, respect them." Yes, kind of like employees. Yeah right. LMAO. Country USA"
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"Hahahaha, I control sea monkeys to do my bidding. I am the leader of the sea monkey mofia. Armed with grenades filled with my putrid fumes, they attack and rob banks. Can't go wit dat sh!t. Country canada"
"What impudent morons you "ladies" are. I had to deal with both of your foul stenches for nearly twelve years before I was taken under foster care. Mother, would you even constitute as a mother??? Malery, your black hole swallowed all my childhood possessi"
"jo how could you buy 4 of these poor little things Country england"
"Excuse me? My hole is as tight as a virgin's, unlike your vacuumous, bottomless, biohazardous, gigaticus KUNT. I had to kick you out of the house because you were stinking up the place. I should've just aborted you! YOU WERE A MISTAKE! Your father even us"
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"Am I being cruel to the little bacterial critters living in my kunt? I know they're living creatures too, but they seem to thrive in that disgusting skanky environment. Country canaca"
"Do you suppose that urine is salty enough for my sea monkeys to survive in? the thought of tinkeling on hundreds of the little spankers really gets me going! Country France - Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys"
"@#$% you Country india"
"Ooh, Malery... I'm sooh hohhht for you, come on by and fuk me sometime. Alex is waiting here for you tooh...ooh, I can already smell you delicious &^%t waiting to be licked... Country canada"
"totally right! Country usa"
"Malery, Malery, Malery. When are you ever going to learn? You know what happened this morning? I had to fish my make up and brush out of Malery's stink hole. It was smelling worse than a dump, it's like it had morning breath, eww. I puked while I was insi"
"omg!! poor sea-monkey! they desire to live! (well idk wat a sea monkey is, but still they should stop doin tat. its so cuel!) Country United State"
"Really Malery? From what I hear I think your kunt IS a sewer. Country canada"
"My brother bought seamonkeys out of an Archie comic and they never came. God only knows how much they have suffered.... Country Canada"
"I LOVE MY SEAMONKEYS MORE THAN MY BOYFRIEND BUT LESS THAN MY DOG. don't be cruel to them there so cute!!! Country United Kingdon (If not in leave any deliveries in France)"
"Sea Monkeys have souls, just like you and me. I've witnessed to my sea monkeys and now they are born again Christians. Praise Jesus! We must not only save the Sea Monkeys from a cruel deaths, we must save their immortal souls. God Bless us and God Bless t"
