A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!
We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »
"I wouldn't know, I am only an unofficial spokesperson, Wendy's Customer. Country canada"
"Sorry, Malery, it's an inside joke for Princess Peach. And you don't know what it is, nah, nah, nah )_( Country canada"
"that is horrible!! I agree with everything in this petition! Country USA"
"I didn't know my sister was a lesbian with sea monkies. Country USA"
"Alex and Malery are guys!? Eeewww.... sick I slept with guys. Country canada"
"Oh my God, # 3389 is the bad guy from Aladdin!!! Country usa"
"PLEASE STOP Country U.S."
"No Malery, every time someone slanders your "good" name I kill a kitten. Country canada"
"I feel Malery Little has lost what little sanity she has left. It is time for her to get a life and to stop heckling others. Country Canary Feather"
"DIE SEA-MONKIES DIE!!!!!! NUKE THE SEA-MONKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL ALL OF THEM OR THEY WILL HUNT US DOWN IN OUR SLEEP ALONG WITH BIG FOOT AN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Country USA"
"Hahaha, mocking me, are you, Maler-twat? Such a b!tch. Someone like you needs to get a life and release all those poor sea monkeys in your "love canyon" more like "black stench hole" if ya ask me. Further more, your use of sea monkeys is illegal, it is co"
"I feel that the sea monkey tanks should be at least the size of Malery Little's skanky oceanic twat. This should give them ample room to move around in. However, the water shouldn't be as toxic. Country Canada"
"We will always make fun of you Malery Little. Now go wash that skanky thing you saggy-titted HO-B1TCH. Country canada"
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"save these amazing animals Country canada"
"Malery Little put one of those dick pumps inside me an it pulled off her fetus' head. I was already smelling pretty rank from all the sea monkeys she had inserted earlier, but being stuck with a rotting headless fetus was just too much. It gives new meani"