A Sea-Monkey is a living pet, not a toy!

We, the undersigned ask all designers and manufacturers of Sea-Monkey products to bear in mind that Sea-Monkeys are actual living creatures and should be treated with the respect they deserve. We beli... continue reading »

1,000 signatures Goal: 5,000
All Signatures (1,000 total)
851.
Alexis L 27 February 2010
852.
Wendys Spokesperson 27 February 2010

"I wouldn't know, I am only an unofficial spokesperson, Wendy's Customer. Country canada"

853.
Nina Turner 25 February 2010

"Sorry, Malery, it's an inside joke for Princess Peach. And you don't know what it is, nah, nah, nah )_( Country canada"

854.
Stephanie W 24 February 2010

"that is horrible!! I agree with everything in this petition! Country USA"

855.
Gemma Robles 22 February 2010
856.
Andrea L 6 February 2010

"I didn't know my sister was a lesbian with sea monkies. Country USA"

857.
Tonja R 5 February 2010

"Alex and Malery are guys!? Eeewww.... sick I slept with guys. Country canada"

858.
Tony Stephenson 2 February 2010

"Oh my God, # 3389 is the bad guy from Aladdin!!! Country usa"

859.
Storm Mcmahon 2 February 2010
860.
David D 27 January 2010

"PLEASE STOP Country U.S."

861.
Tony H 26 January 2010
862.
God Wade 18 January 2010

"No Malery, every time someone slanders your "good" name I kill a kitten. Country canada"

863.
Edmont N 15 January 2010

"I feel Malery Little has lost what little sanity she has left. It is time for her to get a life and to stop heckling others. Country Canary Feather"

864.
Seamonkeyhater Hickman 12 January 2010

"DIE SEA-MONKIES DIE!!!!!! NUKE THE SEA-MONKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL ALL OF THEM OR THEY WILL HUNT US DOWN IN OUR SLEEP ALONG WITH BIG FOOT AN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Country USA"

865.
Chelsea Henderson 11 January 2010
866.
Bec K 9 January 2010
867.
Jessica S 9 January 2010

"Hahaha, mocking me, are you, Maler-twat? Such a b!tch. Someone like you needs to get a life and release all those poor sea monkeys in your "love canyon" more like "black stench hole" if ya ask me. Further more, your use of sea monkeys is illegal, it is co"

868.
David R 2 January 2010

"I feel that the sea monkey tanks should be at least the size of Malery Little's skanky oceanic twat. This should give them ample room to move around in. However, the water shouldn't be as toxic. Country Canada"

869.
Andre Susanf 28 December 2009
870.
Allysia Wu 28 December 2009
871.
Sister Marymargaretm 21 December 2009

"We will always make fun of you Malery Little. Now go wash that skanky thing you saggy-titted HO-B1TCH. Country canada"

872.
Suoimetsba Koch 20 December 2009

"srekcuf fo hcnub a er'uoY Country sdrawkcab m i"

873.
Marie R 17 December 2009

"save these amazing animals Country canada"

874.
Tania C 16 December 2009
875.
Ms Malerylittlest 15 December 2009

"Malery Little put one of those dick pumps inside me an it pulled off her fetus' head. I was already smelling pretty rank from all the sea monkeys she had inserted earlier, but being stuck with a rotting headless fetus was just too much. It gives new meani"

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