Aaron Callander Appeal
On 25th september 2009 Aaron Callander got drunk and drove his sisters car into a neighbours house then was subsequently arrested and charged with dangerous driving and joyriding and will be in court... continue reading »
"Caution! This vehicle is reversing. Caution! This vehicle is reversing."
"It's probably just as well he's not going away for a fortnight, or else he'd be on holiday safe in the knowledge that his Mum was at home being bent over the kitchen table by his Dad, smashing her back door in."
"We use the chicken cells...okay...to ermmm...okay...find out why...okay..the hair loss like myself...okay...."
"Did you know I've had a baby?"
"shud of drink irn bru and be happy not alchol.good times.could of been tescos u crashed in too where im team leader.im dad to also.deal we it"
"I support this petition"
"Theres nothing better than settling down to a multipack of wotsits after a long day touching myself through my size 44 jeans outside my local school"
"I love lamp"
"Lady Gaga - a/s/l?"
"I support this petition"
"i know ! im a self-centered twat aswell"
"I support this petition"
"i hate benifit scroungers even tho they have a spastic doter im just jealus of theyre 2 big tellys but hey ho lifes to short so deal we it.at least i no i payed for my miatsu 17 inch tv we ma wages from tescos.im a team leader.be happy"
"Sol, you didn't reply to me. I get the feeling you are avoiding me after I jizzed a gallon on your face and you nearly drowned. I hope we can get over this sticky(Fnarrr) patch in our relationship and move together as one(Fnarrr). Don't you miss my loyalt"
"Grounded...if that was my kid i would kill him"
"A/S/L Kilt?"
"17 / male / ur mums panties drawer, wbu?"
"*Rubs hands together* Send him down."
"I support this petition"
"Naw MarvMarvSuperMarv, I (3 you! :("
"No less than this cretin deserves. I hope he has to share a cell with a large balding other side batsman."
"I support this petition"
"after i've finished eating Jose Quitongo's dad of course"
"I find this petition rather shallow and pedantic."
"Dont worry about it ma boy. During the war i did way more damage to peoples houses. And i was usually drunk as a skunk at time as well, and they gave me a medal for doing it. It will all turn out fine. Oh by the way, i had a pet dog called ''n -igger'' do"
