An Open Letter to Mike Ashley
Mr. Ashley, We, the fans of Newcastle United, are writing to implore you to intervene to stop the freefall currently afflicting Newcastle United. We believe that Alan Pardew's management has run... continue reading »
"I can confirm that I'm infact all of your's dad (NUFC fans)"
"Newcastle United FC"
"get him oot now or al slap a pony anarl"
"I @ my fellows scruffy mag fans hold season cards for greggs"
"Wish I could have hygienic fans like the SoL down the road."
"Only one man 4 the job..... Step forward Phil Brown."
"Aargh, Help!!! Inbreds are rioting & av set me on fire again"
"Funny as fuck!!!"
"I'm the only thing a mag can beat"
"0-6 loss was like a "family death"."
"I support this petition, save the horses."
"I support punching horses & falsely claiming benefits."
"Simpson & Willo would've stopped the thrashing #fact"
"Don't sack pards or i might punch a horsey"
"Full of suicidal mag tramps, come in we do a tab til giroday"
"Give me the job, I got Sunderland 10th ya na!!!"
"I demand he remain in charge for the sake of my job!"
"ideal championship manager"
"Bad news, this petition will be ignored by the board @ wonga"
"& you smash the toon!"
"He could not knock the skin off a lasagne"
