An Open Letter to Mike Ashley
Mr. Ashley, We, the fans of Newcastle United, are writing to implore you to intervene to stop the freefall currently afflicting Newcastle United. We believe that Alan Pardew's management has run... continue reading »
"I like men."
"Bruce in."
"Give me the job, double relegation on my CV #toonlegend"
"Only 1 man good enuf 4 the toon, Mourinho hahaha!!!"
"To all horses, stay clear of the toon centre 0-6"
"£3 off wonga fo a bottle of broon ale £4670 to pay"
"Excusez-moi, wheesh way eez ze airport? Aw haw haw."
"Best team since I played back in the day! Pards is the man!"
"The gift that keeps on giving!"
"Even us lads down the boro can join in taking the piss."
"Unreal whats happening to the team a scored loads gerls for"
"Stand up & walkout if ya love tha toon!!!"
"Team of embarrassing bottlers, just like the toon army."
"Shoes off if ya luv tha toon! Say no to horse abuse."
"Were taking the piss, were having a laugh!"
"This is karma for punching me in the face, I am against this"
"I feel sick."
"Get oot tha bedsheets & boycoutt til the cockney mafia r oot"
