An Open Letter to Mike Ashley
Mr. Ashley, We, the fans of Newcastle United, are writing to implore you to intervene to stop the freefall currently afflicting Newcastle United. We believe that Alan Pardew's management has run... continue reading »
"Keep him, I enjoyed slapping him around."
"A thousand times no. Don't even bother asking."
"A superior mack3m takin6 the piss!!!"
"Get shearer, be a legend for giving us a double relegation."
"I'm one fat oaf and that's why I'm an average toon fan"
"The win was just too easy, good training session 0-6 Hahaha"
"If Pardew doesn't leave there'll be a bounty on his head!!!"
"Go all out for Neil Warnock!!!"
"Hahaha! you've 7 more years with Sir Alan 0-3 0-6"
"Keep Pards or another horse will be assaulted!"
