Ban Low Flow Toilets

I plan on banishing Low Flow Toilets!! They do not save water, It takes like 50 Flushes to get a medium sized turd down for jebus crust sake!! You know what i'm talking about to!!! So Let's Work toget... continue reading »

200 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (200 total)
1.
Scott S 16 December 2015

"I hate those low flow toilets, Your absolutely right about taking like 5 flushes to get a turd down there."

2.
Joe B 28 November 2015

"I have similar problems."

3.
Red M 6 November 2015

"I support this petition"

4.
Chris L 25 September 2015

"I support this petition"

5.
Bubba Shittsa 29 August 2015

"I LOVE TOILETS I LOVE TO DRINK OUT OF THEM"

6.
Sunnee Barber 3 June 2015

"I support this petition"

7.
Jj Summers 21 March 2015

"This is funny but true:)"

8.
Nick E 3 March 2015

"I support this petition"

9.
Paula P 24 February 2015

"Have you ever had to ram a plunger into a turd-filled toilet bowl because the low-flow system was incapable of flushing the crap down? I have, and it's a mess. These things don't work."

10.
Clark W 22 February 2015

"I support this petition"

11.
Nicolas B 22 February 2015

"I support this petition"

12.
Virgie Newton 18 February 2015

"I'M NUMBER 100 ON THIS LOUSY PETITION LOOK AT THAT"

13.
Lucillefrance Huber 14 February 2015

"Toilets Forever"

14.
Jean Page 28 January 2015

"I recently stayed at a Disney resort, where the room I had used a low flow toilet. It was really irritating to have to flush 2 to 3 times EVERY SINGLE time I even peed to try to get the shredded toilet paper to go down completely. What a waste of water an"

15.
Claude M 25 January 2015

"After two Big Macs, a Supersized order of Fries, and a Supersized Coke, I gotta' take me a Man-sized dump. There ain't no low-flow toilet gonna' handle my McDonaldland-induced Supersized dumps!"

16.
Joan Durham 31 December 2014

"They do not work! Why can you not understand this?"

17.
Dr Tedb 29 November 2014

"Every week on my website www.movieguide.org I generate so much stupid far-Right religious s**t that it would take a thousand low-flow toilets a MILLION years to digest all of it. A high-flow toilet like the Pat Robertson 5000 can eat that much s**t in a 4"

18.
Jennifer R 27 November 2014

"I support this petition"

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"poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop "

20.
Ben P 15 November 2014

"man you suck this petition is a total waste of time"

21.
John Burgess 31 October 2014

"i hate them"

22.
Karlee Branch 27 October 2014

"В"

23.
Cara Ferguson 17 October 2014

"does not save water because we have to flush so many more times.. clogs all the time"

24.
Shaun L 7 October 2014

"Ban the low flows - and the ones that are too small for men to fit their jewels into when their sitting."

25.
Bubba S 23 September 2014

"When ah takes a dump it's a Man-Sized Dump! Ah mean, that toilet is full of streaming, brown crap. Now you tell me, what kind of low-flow toilet is going to handle a mess like that?"

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