Ban Low Flow Toilets

I plan on banishing Low Flow Toilets!! They do not save water, It takes like 50 Flushes to get a medium sized turd down for jebus crust sake!! You know what i'm talking about to!!! So Let's Work toget... continue reading »

200 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (200 total)
51.
Joseph Dh 20 March 2013

"I support this petition"

52.
Richard Z 13 March 2013

"I support this petition"

53.
Shant Sellers 16 February 2013

"I support this petition"

54.
Joe D 16 January 2013

"You can buy the 3.5 Gallon toilets in Canada and your local plumber CAN install it! BAN the 1.6 Gallon low flow toilets NOW!! Joe Dugan 36 Kings Highway Orangeburg, New York 10962-1809 [email protected] /* */"

55.
Michael Kf 25 December 2012

"В"

56.
Ryan M 18 November 2012

"This is the most worthwile petition I have seen yet!"

57.
Fred Mills 7 November 2012

"YES! IT NOW TAKES 8 FLUSHES TO DO WHAT USED TO GET DONE IN ONE!! HOW DOES THAT SAVE WATER???!!!"

58.
Poop M 4 November 2012

"poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop "

59.
Fred F 2 November 2012

"Whenever the Rubbles come over for dinner, Barney always goes to the john and leaves a big stinking pile of crap. Wilma's new low-flow toilet clogs every time, and guess who gets to plunge the crap out? Yeah, that's right. Yours truly gets to go elbow dee"

60.
Pee P 21 October 2012

"pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee peepee pee "

61.
Poop M 7 October 2012

"poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poopp"

62.
Sachi K 5 September 2012

"I support this petition"

63.
Bowl Stuccos 30 August 2012

"Takes three flushes to send the sewer pickel on its way"

64.
Andy Haynes 30 August 2012

"i agree! sometimes it can take a couple of 100 flushes for a floater!!!!!!!!!"

65.
Jasirus Dawson 1 August 2012

"Instead of worrying about saving water by such trivial means, we should worry about propper filtration methods, it's not like water dissapears, it just becomes contaminated."

66.
Luvpoo Massey 10 June 2012

"i love to $hit"

67.
Bubba Shittswifec 6 June 2012

"I LIKE DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET TOO, BUT NOT OUT OF LOW-FLOWS YA KNOW?"

68.
Hugh J 4 June 2012

"These low flows gotta go. I mean for crap's sake!"

69.
Smelly O 19 April 2012

"I support this petition"

70.
Juan Cv 14 April 2012

"My bowel movements clogged in there too much!"

71.
Gale Jefferson 6 April 2012

"You'd have to be a marksman to even HIT the 2 ounces of water in the bowl. Shrapnel and skidmarks are now an unwelcome part of every visit to my bathroom, thanks to the liberal pencil-pushing crybabies who dreamed up THIS fiasco. Is it a job requirement o"

72.
Old Constipatedg 21 March 2012

"I wish I could still $hit ...."

73.
Mike D 24 February 2012

"I support this petition"

74.
Laura Picklesb 29 January 2012

"After a long night of swilling beer, eating pretzels, and picking up sleazy women, ol' George dubya's turds smell something awful! We can't have a stench like that in the White House, so I've ordered all low-flow toilets be removed and replaced with stand"

75.
Becka Waters 8 January 2012

"This sounds very disgusting but it's true."

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